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Read I met my best friend when was still married to someone in our social circle. They divorced when he learned that ...
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Read My store just had a sale on a specific brand of mulch for a weekend only. This mulch is $12 a bag plus tax but t...
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Read My dad was born in 1946 and didn’t have kids until he was in his 40’s, so I, an elder millennial, grew up learni...
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Read You’re Not Supposed To Put The Fly In Your Own Ointment I work in a sandwich store that has a couple of tables. ...
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Read The Return Window Is Thirty Days… Not Years Customer: "I need to return this." The mower was so old that most of...
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Read Different Breeds Of Humor I have just started the training for my current job. For reasons I can't remember, our...
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Read Laptop Flop: The Golden Years An older woman walks in with a laptop that, according to the receipt, she purchase...
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Read Overbooked And Underthinking Caller: "I need an appointment in two days for my dog." Me: "Sorry, we’re booked th...
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Read A Membership Meltdown The cashier is near tears. [Cashier] is a friend, and I didn't learn until much later that...
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Read That’s A Lot Of Thorns In One’s Side When we were kids, his latest craze was succulents and cacti. He collects t...
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Read Travelator Trauma I'm on an airport moving sidewalk. Two women in front of me are standing (not walking) on it a...
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Read No Suite, Sherlock We were "XYZ hotel," and the rest were "XYZ & suites hotel". The number of people who booked ...
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Read I work in payroll. Last year a branch of our company closed, and the employees who lost their jobs were given sa...
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Read I have just arrived in New Orleans after a 17-hour train trip. It is about halfway between Christmas and New Yea...
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Read About twenty years ago, I was a freshman in high school (I think that’s Year 9 for UK readers). The high school ...
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Read Eastern Colorado often gets snow starting in September. However it doesn’t usually get heavy snow until mid-late...
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Read I work as a tour-guide to a scenic boat ride that stops at a historical fort on a little island in the middle of...
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Read We moved to North Carolina a few years ago and bought a home in an area with birch trees. Things were fine durin...
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Read One Bank To Rule Them All, And In The Darkness Deny Them A customer comes in with a deposit slip. Me: *Politely....
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Read Not Much Assurance About The Insurance, Part 27 Me: "Have you been involved in any accident, regardless of fault...