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  • The Infinity Castle Of Lies

    Read The Infinity Castle Of Lies Mom: "I'll take two kids' tickets for the kiddie film." Me: "You mean the Toy Story ...

  • Colons Save Religions, Part 2

    Read Colons Save Religions, Part 2 I attended a church called Hope Church. They called their youth group Hope for You...

  • Bready Or Not

    Read Bready Or Not It's winter, and we've had heavy snow for coming on three days. The snow is heavy enough to halt d...

  • Sub-Par Evidence

    Read Sub-Par Evidence She ended her borderline life story by asking me if, even though she had none of the coupons wi...

  • This Is Getting Bananas!

    Read This Is Getting Bananas! I’m a supervisor at a grocery store. Back in the day, and I mean way back, our company ...

  • Ceiling The Deal On Stupidity

    Read Ceiling The Deal On Stupidity I'm home with my teenage son, who is snacking on some Doritos. Mid-sentence, he go...

  • Pride And Joy

    Read Pride And Joy My friend and I are waiting at a bus stop in London during Pride. We're both decked out in rainbow...

  • Dino-Mite Career Goals

    Read Dino-Mite Career Goals I was working the checkout line along with a coworker when a customer approached the coun...

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    Read When I was a teenager my dad took me to the [State] Folk Music Festival. It was outdoors at a park in a major ci...

  • Plagiarism? Citation Needed

    Read Plagiarism? Citation Needed Me: "Hi. I was wondering why I failed this assignment?" Teacher: *Flips to another p...

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    Read I went to a Mediterranean food place near where I work for lunch. I’ve been to this location many times over the...

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    Read So this story makes more sense if you know about Captain Picard and the four lights. When I was five my family m...

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    Read I work for a major chain Pharmacy as a pharmacy technician in the call center setting. ME: pharmacy technician (...

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    Read I’m the author of this story (https://notalwaysright.com/teachers-are-supposed-to-protect-kids-from-bullies/3545...

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    Read Let’s just say I am not the biggest fan of my brother-in-law for how he treats his siblings. What is that saying...

  • Look Past The Lobby And Make A Novel Discovery

    Read Look Past The Lobby And Make A Novel Discovery An older couple wanders in, obviously just browsing. They look at...

  • An Open And Shut And Open And Shut And Open And Shut Case

    Read An Open And Shut And Open And Shut And Open And Shut Case When it's very slow, we let people decide where they w...

  • Gang-ondorf

    Read Gang-ondorf I saw a significantly older dude wearing a shirt with a Legend of Zelda Tri-Force symbol coloured in...

  • The Ceiling Of Their Ability Is Low

    Read The Ceiling Of Their Ability Is Low Client: "Now, onto the ceiling boards. We're using about thirteen ceiling bo...

  • Bet You Money They Have A “Live, Laugh, Love” Sign At Home

    Read Bet You Money They Have A “Live, Laugh, Love” Sign At Home Coworker: "I'm not trying to be a b****—" Me: "—Oh, s...