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Read Meeting A Literal Bean Counter Customer: "Why is the grounded coffee the same price as the beans?" Me: "Well, th...
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Read The Principle Ingredient Me: "Hey, [New Guy], you're using olive oil in a vinaigrette instead of the canola the ...
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Read Powered By Wishful Thinking Coworker: *Covering the phone's earpiece with her hand.* "She wants a speaker that d...
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Read Mic Dropping The Ball Sergeant Major: "Hey, didn’t you hear me earlier? We don’t need you here. You can f*** off...
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Read Charge It To The Store Customer: "My car is stuck in your parking lot! It won't start!" Me: "Sorry to hear that,...
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Read This Was Always Going To End Up Fruitless A teenage girl comes in and asks for a very unique drink combo. Custom...
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Read Pretty Sure The ‘O’ Word Isn’t In Vogue, Either I'm overhearing a few words here and there, but I'm focused on m...
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Read That Tingling Does Not Come From A Spidey Sense Fiancé: "What the heck happened to you?!" Me: "I got bit by a sp...
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Read Instead Of Asking One Hardware Question, Ask All Of Them Trainer: "You've been trained in most of the department...
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Read Generating Tension One year, during some big game (can't remember if it was the Super Bowl or something else tha...
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Read A Mighty Morphin’ Mistake When I was about five, I went to a Power Rangers Live Show. Walking into the venue, th...
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Read When They Release Ex-Cons On Groundhog Day When I worked as an optician, a guy came into the waiting room: Guy: ...
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Read I work at an inner city hospital at an information desk. One day, I am at my desk when a staff member comes by a...
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Read There Is Such A Thing As A Free Ride Caller: "I need to book a transport to take me to hospital." Me: "That's fi...
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Read I’m sitting on the couch, waiting for my Tylenol to take effect and my sister is next to me. Me(quietly): Ow, ow...
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Read A Black Belt In Complaining The mom of a little boy in the Tigers noticed that my daughter was allowed to stay f...
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Read CALLER: “Hello, I’d like to make an appointment at your practice. I would be a new patient.” ME: “That’s wonderf...
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Read Even though my ex and I were no longer together, we were still friendly and agreed to share custody of our black...
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Read The ABCs Of Customer Service Caller: "Where's my confirmation email! I ordered from your website an hour ago, an...
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Read I am at a job interview in a tailoring shop which is part of a chain. Interviewer: “To demonstrate your sewing s...