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Read Not Much Assurance About The Insurance, Part 27 Me: "Have you been involved in any accident, regardless of fault...
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Read That’s One Big Bone To Pick With You I'm a butcher at a meat and seafood market. A customer looks at our display...
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Read Saying Sayonara To Sense One of my coworkers is Japanese, and while she speaks English pretty fluently, there ar...
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Read This Is Not How We Roll Back in the day, when I worked at a bank drive-thru, customers could make deposits in th...
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Read Not A Very Energizing Manager I'm training another team member in some of the more intense tasks I do on a day-t...
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Read Failed The Vibe Check Client: "And then we want a button at the bottom to generate a report, but the report is c...
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Read A Disturbing Amount Of Disturbing Coworker: "Hi, do you know your phone is on Do Not Disturb?" Me: "Yes." Cowork...
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Read When ‘Fake It Til You Make It’ Is Very Bad Advice Me: "I'm sorry, sir, I can't accept these tickets." Customer: ...
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Read Driving The Costs Up But after a few years, the company became really, REALLY concerned with its profit and seem...
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Read Dude, Where’s My Car? Caller: "Your maps are out of date!" Me: "We use Google Maps, so all our data is sourced f...
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Read Failed To Get The Rain Check A woman is buying a vape thingy from me, but she doesn't look up from her phone onc...
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Read Remember: HR Won’t Do Anything Unless Forced To Recruitment Manager: "Just a heads up, but I might just murder y...
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Read Now Entering Manual Respiration Mode I sometimes subconsciously hold my breath for no reason. Wife: "You're forg...
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Read Guess Once, Measure Never Customer: "I'm looking to remodel everything! Kitchen, bathroom, windows, all of it!" ...
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Read The Church Of Pesci: An Offshoot Of Italian Pastafarianism Me: "So, did everything go well? Are you doing all ri...
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Read Those People Need To Be Sectioned Woman: "These aren't your seats. You can't just arrive now and sit there." Me:...
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Read Take A Chill Spill Customer: "I'd like a large strawberry milkshake, please." Me: "Sure, that-s—" Customer: "—Bu...
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Read I work at a fast food restaurant. An older man has been flirting with me throughout his large order. Man: “Can I...
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Read That’s A Load Of Work Me: "Uh, [Teacher]. What are you doing?" Teacher: *Sighing.* "[Student] swallowed his mom’...
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Read When The Dentist Is The Root Of The Problem Then the dentist came in. Not my regular dentist, but a new guy. He ...