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Read Back in the 1980s, robocalls were made by real, live people. I got a ton of them. Lacking caller ID, I had no wa...
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Read No Suspension Of Suspicion I worked in a bike shop. Some kid came in: Kid: "Can you fix my bike's 'suspicion'?" ...
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Read The Gift Wrapping That Keeps On Giving A customer wants a gift wrapped, so I explain this to her. She picks out ...
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Read Bee-Wildered I was selling honey at a farmer's market. Customer: "What kind of honey do you have?" Me: "Oh, we h...
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Read The Call Was Coming From Inside The Bank The fraud department of my bank called and started asking personal ques...
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Read No Sitting On The Fence With This Customer Service Customer: "So the caps arrived this morning." Me: "That's gre...
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Read Meetception Our new boss is talking to the office about how he plans to improve efficiency around here. Boss: "S...
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Read When The Customer Has The Best Offer Of The Day Coworker: "Sorry, a customer came in right before you with an or...
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Read Tactical Currency Deployment My husband lived, off and on, in the barracks during his time in the Navy, as he wa...
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Read The Price Of Being Right Caller: "The deal is for £20 off an order over £50! I want that deal!" Me: "That deal c...
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Read Ctrl-Alt-Defeat Clerk: "You shut down my computer?! I was working on my report." Supervisor: "I didn't shut it d...
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Read Read The Room! Customer: "Excuse me, do you have a copier?" Me: "You mean so you can copy that one page of the b...
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Read Coffee… Adjacent? I work in a Starbucks. A woman walks in as I am literally pouring a coffee into a mug for my c...
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Read Blue Screen Of Career Manager: "Apart from the role as E-marketeer, could you manage systems?" Me: "Don't expect...
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Read Shell Yeah! Me: "Good evening. Do you have any questions about our menu this evening?" Customer: "Y'all got the ...
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Read A Permanent Memory My mother has always hated tattoos, and when I got a couple of small ones that are easily cov...
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Read The One With The Sitcom Rules New Friend: "Why do they keep inviting Ross?" Me: "What?" New Friend: "Every episo...
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Read Cooler Heads Did Not Prevail Our store had a policy: An extra dollar for cartons from the cool room. This led to...
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Read My co-workers and I are just arriving and I’ve put down a plastic bag with a couple of calzones that I intend to...
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Read The Birds, The Bees, And The BNC Connectors While I was attending a lecture in HVAC school, the teacher said som...