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    Read [At the time this happened, I was 28 and happily married to my 27-year-old wife. We’re still happily married and...

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    Read This story was funny only because no one in it was offended, and the racism term used was so old, the word has m...

  • We Saw Where This Was Going From The First Mimosa…

    Read We Saw Where This Was Going From The First Mimosa… One Tuesday, while I’m working around 11 AM, these three wome...

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    Read Back in the late ’90s and early oughts I worked at Renaissance Festival selling pewter. We had glasses, goblets,...

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    Read I’m the author of this story https://notalwaysright.com/this-drivers-no-dinosaur/214666/ My knowledge of dinosau...

  • To Show How Small The Fry Is, I Will Add A Banana For Scale

    Read To Show How Small The Fry Is, I Will Add A Banana For Scale I work at a high-turnaround fast food place, and som...

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    Read I have a bearded dragon as a pet, whom we shall dub His Majesty for his pompous attitude. I’ve had people dismis...

  • A Scanner Bark-ly

    Read A Scanner Bark-ly We get in line. There is one person at the register and another couple ahead of us, with a ver...

  • Numbers And Facts! My Greatest Enemy!

    Read Numbers And Facts! My Greatest Enemy! Customer: "I ordered before my friend! Why did she get her food before me?...

  • Alarmingly Real

    Read Alarmingly Real Automated System: "Security has concluded their investigation and—" There was a clicking noise, ...

  • Medically Approved Molecules

    Read Medically Approved Molecules Me: "Let me go check the back. If I can't find any back there, shall I substitute i...

  • Sounds Like A Millennial Problem

    Read Sounds Like A Millennial Problem Project Manager: "We need your team to be available 24/7 for Y2K." Me: "You mea...

  • Bolting To An Answer

    Read Bolting To An Answer Me: "Thank you. It appears there are two different transmissions made for that vehicle that...

  • Debating With Idiots Can Be A Rabbit Hole

    Read Debating With Idiots Can Be A Rabbit Hole Today, he has found out I'm a vegan: Coworker: "So, you're being selfi...

  • They Must Be Very Confused By The Lyrics To California Dreamin’

    Read They Must Be Very Confused By The Lyrics To California Dreamin’ Customer: "Okay, order it for me. I'll go have l...

  • Reply-All The Way There

    Read Reply-All The Way There Our previous CEO was leaving, and a new one was hired. He was poached from a pretty well...

  • Kids Say The Truthiest Things, Part 3

    Read Kids Say The Truthiest Things, Part 3 One little girl, probably around ten, has a tiara on that says, "Birthday ...

  • Senseless Sensibility, Part 2

    Read Senseless Sensibility, Part 2 Customer: "Hello, I'm looking for a book for my daughter's English lessons. I need...

  • The Fees Are Hidden, As Are The Notes

    Read The Fees Are Hidden, As Are The Notes Other than the lack of natural sunlight, the basement room looked great. U...

  • This Is The Same Person Who Orders The Cheeseburger Without The Cheese

    Read This Is The Same Person Who Orders The Cheeseburger Without The Cheese Customer: "Hmmm, I want the chicken Caesa...