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Read [At the time this happened, I was 28 and happily married to my 27-year-old wife. We’re still happily married and...
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Read This story was funny only because no one in it was offended, and the racism term used was so old, the word has m...
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Read We Saw Where This Was Going From The First Mimosa… One Tuesday, while I’m working around 11 AM, these three wome...
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Read Back in the late ’90s and early oughts I worked at Renaissance Festival selling pewter. We had glasses, goblets,...
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Read I’m the author of this story https://notalwaysright.com/this-drivers-no-dinosaur/214666/ My knowledge of dinosau...
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Read To Show How Small The Fry Is, I Will Add A Banana For Scale I work at a high-turnaround fast food place, and som...
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Read I have a bearded dragon as a pet, whom we shall dub His Majesty for his pompous attitude. I’ve had people dismis...
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Read A Scanner Bark-ly We get in line. There is one person at the register and another couple ahead of us, with a ver...
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Read Numbers And Facts! My Greatest Enemy! Customer: "I ordered before my friend! Why did she get her food before me?...
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Read Alarmingly Real Automated System: "Security has concluded their investigation and—" There was a clicking noise, ...
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Read Medically Approved Molecules Me: "Let me go check the back. If I can't find any back there, shall I substitute i...
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Read Sounds Like A Millennial Problem Project Manager: "We need your team to be available 24/7 for Y2K." Me: "You mea...
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Read Bolting To An Answer Me: "Thank you. It appears there are two different transmissions made for that vehicle that...
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Read Debating With Idiots Can Be A Rabbit Hole Today, he has found out I'm a vegan: Coworker: "So, you're being selfi...
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Read They Must Be Very Confused By The Lyrics To California Dreamin’ Customer: "Okay, order it for me. I'll go have l...
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Read Reply-All The Way There Our previous CEO was leaving, and a new one was hired. He was poached from a pretty well...
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Read Kids Say The Truthiest Things, Part 3 One little girl, probably around ten, has a tiara on that says, "Birthday ...
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Read Senseless Sensibility, Part 2 Customer: "Hello, I'm looking for a book for my daughter's English lessons. I need...
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Read The Fees Are Hidden, As Are The Notes Other than the lack of natural sunlight, the basement room looked great. U...
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Read This Is The Same Person Who Orders The Cheeseburger Without The Cheese Customer: "Hmmm, I want the chicken Caesa...