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    Read I am getting ready to transfer to a college. I want to live on campus and the Christian students have their chea...

  • Wrong Answers Only

    Read Wrong Answers Only A client calls in and states they cannot use their phone for verification. No problem, I have...

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    Read I was visiting the Bronx Zoo during the summer years ago. Throughout the zoo are different mini marts where you ...

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    Read This is the story of how my mom being a mom, my youngest sister eating in the same place every day, and me doing...

  • If Push Comes To Shove… Still Not Getting It

    Read If Push Comes To Shove… Still Not Getting It Mum: "So, the scooter with the lights…" Me: "Yes, madam?" Mum: "Is ...

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    Read Back in eighth grade, I had a huge crush on a guy who went to my church and one morning, I thought it would be a...

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    Read I was at school, and somehow the topic of me being genderfluid came up. (Keep in mind that this was in science c...

  • Optical Delusion

    Read Optical Delusion Customer: "I'll have the green one, please!" Me: "There are two shades of green packs." I show ...

  • Give Us This Day Our Daily Stuffed Crust

    Read Give Us This Day Our Daily Stuffed Crust I work at a pizza restaurant. We have table dining as well as take-out ...

  • The Long Buff Arm Of The Law

    Read The Long Buff Arm Of The Law I worked at a 24-hour gym. A lady came in at 1 AM. As she's checking in, she asks m...

  • Box Them Into A Corner

    Read Box Them Into A Corner When we arrived, the receptionist told us that the person who was supposed to give us our...

  • A Burrito Mouth On A Taco Budget

    Read A Burrito Mouth On A Taco Budget The guy starts ordering a steak burrito and then continues to add every possibl...

  • Unlimited Minutes Gets Unlimited Bureaucracy

    Read Unlimited Minutes Gets Unlimited Bureaucracy Me: "Can we use a foreign passport because my dad doesn't have any ...

  • The Real Resort Was The Friends We Made Jealous Along The Way

    Read The Real Resort Was The Friends We Made Jealous Along The Way Caller: "Hello, yes, I wanted to book a stay at a ...

  • Thank You For Flying Starfleet Airlines

    Read Thank You For Flying Starfleet Airlines Coworker: "I'd love to go to Japan, but Asia is soooo far away that I'd ...

  • Black Forest Gateau Has Entered The Chat

    Read Black Forest Gateau Has Entered The Chat Customer: *Looking at the dessert menu.* "Is the New York cheesecake ma...

  • The Loan Ranger

    Read The Loan Ranger But this new company wants to charge me a $14.95 "convenience" fee to take a payment online. Thi...

  • A Light Trim

    Read A Light Trim I work at the woodcutting counter. Customers bring me lengths of lumber that we sell to cut down to...

  • Do They Think The Insides Of A PC Are Non-Euclidean Space?

    Read Do They Think The Insides Of A PC Are Non-Euclidean Space? Me: "What happened here?!" Customer: "I was installin...

  • Operation: Guilt Trip

    Read Operation: Guilt Trip He gets an iPad from his bag and starts typing, talking about all the ways his team has he...