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Read Missy-Understood Me: "'Missing man found dead in [Our Parish]'." Mom: "Who's that?" Me: "Huh?" Read Missy-Unders...
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Read Reserved For The Righteous One Sunday morning, I'd just parked up and was walking across the road when an old ma...
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Read They Cut Hair, Not Corners Customer: "How long is the wait for a walk-in?" The lady cutting my hair said, while ...
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Read (I just get hired to clean bathrooms. My job is to clean one bathroom, then the next, etc until all have been do...
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Read Three days ago, I came back from my two-week Christmas/New Year holidays (I work in accounts). Naturally, my ema...
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Read At the gift shop where I work, we sell lots of little trinkets, many little animal things. A college-age guy com...
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Read You Don’t Have To Cry Over Spilled Milk, But You Could Help! Anyway, on my way to the door, a man drops an entir...
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Read I live in Quebec (Canada). Some years ago, I was laid off (mass lay-offs) and was looking for a job. I am an ind...
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Read My wife and I are close with my family, to the point that we have never needed a babysitter we weren’t related t...
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Read That Tip Is Snow Joke As I was putting the $20 bill in the fold, I noticed that there were actually two $20 bill...
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Read This story ( https://notalwaysright.com/the-heart-pounding-hazards-of-houdini-hamsters/355561/ ) reminded me of ...
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Read Gross Misunderstanding Me: "That'll be $68.98." Customer: "What?! The display says $59.99!" Me: "It's $59.99, so...
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Read Which Craft? I worked at Michael's Arts and Crafts. A lady came up to me and asked me: Customer: "Where's the cr...
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Read Bee Careful Now Me: "Can I get a name for the order?" Customer: "It's complicated; can I spell it?" Me: "Sure!" ...
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Read Stick To Your Cover Story Me: "Looking for this?" Mom: "Yes! Thank you." Librarian: "Someone must have put it ba...
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Read Going Through This Maize Makes You Feel Blue Customer: "Why do you put dye into your tortilla chips?" Me: "We do...
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Read Crumpled Logic Cashier: "Do you want a receipt?" Me: "Yes." Cashier: *Crumples the receipt and throws it away.* ...
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Read That’s One Halal Of A Take Customer: "Why does [Grocery Store] support Sharia law?" Me: "Uh… pardon?" Customer: ...
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Read I’ll Stop Reading The Book If You Start Reading The Room Me: "So… [Boss], I've reorganized my desk twice now. Ca...
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Read Walking Taller Than You Ever Will Customer: "I need help getting something down from a top shelf. Can you get so...