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Read Bill-ieve It Or Not I look at the $100 bill. On the back, it says: "For motion picture use only." The guy is fr...
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Read A Canadian Tale Customer: "That's okay, I just wanted to see it in person for now. I'm moving down to Washington...
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Read That Cake Design Is Blocked My mom always hated requests for fondant/sculpted cakes because people never took in...
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Read By Clicking This Checkbox, You Agree That You Have Clicked On This Checkbox I worked in ad tech for a while. Whe...
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Read Causing Hiss-terics Me: "Buying stuff for your cat?" Kid: "No." Me: "Oh. Okay. Um… whose cat are you buying thes...
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Read The Taste Beyond The Pine-Apples I’m at a pizza restaurant with my grandparents. Grandpa: "What do we want on th...
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Read Someone’s Getting Fired… Somewhere Caller: "You're gonna get fired." I nearly caused an accident because where d...
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Read Thauma-Trauma Woman: "My SON drew this thing upside-down, and now it doesn't WORK right. You need to share your ...
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Read Me: Hey, my prescription is wrong. It’s not 10mg of it’s 10mg of . They’re the same class of medication but the...
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Read Taco ‘Bout Ambition Me: "So, what do you want to do when you get out of here?" Student: "I'm getting tacos, mayb...
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Read Seeing Is Not Believing Caller: "Hello, I need to schedule my husband for an appointment today at... oh, let's s...
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Read I’m the author of this story (Laundry Academy, [https://notalwaysright.com/time-to-open-a-laundry-academy/335339...
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Read In the kitchen, preparing supper. Me: Ah, shoot. I should’ve asked (brother) to pick up cheese. Mom: We have str...
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Read Terminal Heat Years ago, I was the top contact for Point-of-Sale support for a high-end hotel chain in the US. O...
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Read I work in police dispatch as a civilian. I had the pleasure of working the nightshift on New Year’s Eve. The cit...
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Read This was in 2002, when I was in the middle of a stint of teaching English in a small town in Japan through the J...
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Read You Can Have Your Cake And Eat It… But Do It Far Away Me: "Sorry, that one isn't gluten-free." Customer: "What? ...
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Read I just overhead my husband on the phone talking to his friend. He forgot the name for Neo Citron, so he told his...
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Read Confusion Warranted Customer: "Oh! I'll get this one! It comes with a one-year warranty, the other only comes wi...
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Read We Have Faith In That Being A Very Bad Idea As a park ranger, I see a tourist enjoy a small geyser do its thing....