Entries
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Read Burn Rubber, Not Bridges Me: "Sir, doing my job right now would be asking you to leave due to the language you'r...
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Read An Irish Halloween tradition is Barm Brack – it’s a bread-like baked good made with dried fruit and peel, occasi...
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Read I’m a grad student in Entomology at the U. We’re doing research on fruit flies, and one of the things we’re doin...
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Read Your Demands Are Not As Impactful As Your Driving Me: "Did she back into you?" Truck Driver: "Yeah! I guess she ...
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Read Many years ago, I was at the returns desk when a customer came up with an item from our electronics department a...
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Read My cat was almost due for vaccines but my vet couldn’t fit him in for several months, so I decided to try one of...
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Read I’m at a punk music festival in Las Vegas. Following each day of the main festival are smaller shows at various ...
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Read I’m Looking For A Car, It’s Blue… Me: "Well, it's not actually my department, but what is it you're looking for?...
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Read Back when I was in high school, I had a social studies teacher who decided to end his classes by allowing us stu...
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Read We Hope There Was No Fallout From This My colleague laughs, and we chat some more about his favourite games and ...
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Read When You Uno Reverse The Customer Threat Caller: "My pizza is late!" Me: "Sorry, sir, we're very busy tonight du...
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Read Tea-Total Opposites Customer: "What's this? You'd think my tea would be here already! I deliberately went to the...
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Read Laying It All Out On The Broken Table Me: "Hey, I’ve got a return that’s five months old—" Supervisor: "—you kno...
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Read Way Off Target Me: "Ma'am, you're trying to return clothes you purchased at Target." Customer: "So?" Me: "This i...
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Read Don’t Stick Your Neck Out For Those Who Are Not Nice Coworker #1: "I keep seeing customers wearing sleeveless tu...
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Read Won’t Lego Of Being A Cheapskate Cashier: *Calmly and professionally.* "Ma'am, I can't add any more discounts." ...
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Read The Dust Always Settles This meant Lisa had been lying to me for almost three years. For three years, I had been...
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Read Cutting Through The Noise Customer: "You're too loud for a woman!" Me: "Sir, I am talking to you at a very busy ...
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Read Clause And Effect A new a**hole boss gets hired and proceeds to get rid of people he doesn’t like and hires his ...
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Read Very Alumi-dum Customer: "Will these fridge magnets work?" Me: "If your fridge door is made with a coated sheet ...