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Read Sweetness To The Ninety-Ninth Power I used to work at a Tim Hortons. Customer: "Get me a Gretzky." Me: "Sorry… a...
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Read Telling Grandma Straight… Kinda Mom: "I just don't think children should be around a gay man." Me: "He's their u...
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Read How Many Wives Does This Guy Have? I was sitting in my van in the parking lot of my son's school. Suddenly, the ...
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Read A Lick Of Common Sense A grandma and her granddaughters come up to my register. After giving the two girls some ...
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Read I am working the box office during matinee hours. A disheveled-looking old man comes up to the counter. Customer...
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Read Scrubbed Of Credibility When it was finally my turn, the man behind the counter looked me up and down very slowl...
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Read We are currently closing down and so everything is 50% off and this is the average conversation Customer: is eve...
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Read (I go to pick up an order and the worker, an old man, ignores me and plays on his phone. Not wanting to interrup...
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Read Best Buystander Manager: "Thank you. You didn't need to help, but I appreciate you being nice to her." I picked ...
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Read (I have a fairly common first name. Let’s say it’s Sara.) (A coworker I’m friends with came up to me one day whi...
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Read Scan You Hear Me Now? The doors open, the first people approach the terminal, and I can already see they have go...
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Read I went to a small bagel shop on a Sunday morning. It was very crowded so I ordered to go and was asked to wait o...
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Read This happened to my mother, who is a real estate agent in a smallish village, which means there are a lot of cot...
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Read McSatiated Customer: "I want… two twenty-nugget meals! That’s… that's… forry! I want forry nuggets! And nine sau...
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Read Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Fraud Customer: "This TV sucks. I need my money back." Me: "Do you have your recei...
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Read Going Bananas About Ananas Customer: "Can I speak to a manager?" Me: "You are speaking to the highest-ranking ma...
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Read Interest-ing Theory A janitor needed to replace duct filters in the section where I was working. Having no secur...
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Read Bridge Over Troubled Selfies Customer: "Excuse me, but we just passed [Famous Bridge]." Me: "That's right." Cust...
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Read Read The Room… From Cover To Cover My call centre deals with magazine subscriptions. We're supposed to try to pr...
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Read The Social Meat-ia Challenge I was working in a fast-food chain during a brief but annoying social media trend w...