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  • Clause And Effect

    Read Clause And Effect A new a**hole boss gets hired and proceeds to get rid of people he doesn’t like and hires his ...

  • Very Alumi-dum

    Read Very Alumi-dum Customer: "Will these fridge magnets work?" Me: "If your fridge door is made with a coated sheet ...

  • What Mom Delivered Was Immediate

    Read What Mom Delivered Was Immediate One evening I took a call from two teens who ordered a pizza, and didn't actual...

  • Very Bad Reception, Part 25

    Read Very Bad Reception, Part 25 I recently had lunch with a few people from the company, including our HR guy. He me...

  • I Know It (M)All

    Read I Know It (M)All Customer: "When does [other store in the mall] close?" Me: "Well, the mall closes at—" Customer...

  • Disabling Some Truly Bad Parenting

    Read Disabling Some Truly Bad Parenting Kid #1: "Mom, why does that man only have one foot?" Mom #1: "I don't know. W...

  • No Power Trips During Power Outage

    Read No Power Trips During Power Outage Our store loses power, so I'm kindly asking the customers to leave and come b...

  • Untitled

    Read (I’m an amateur sewist, and my husband is a software engineer who occasionally likes to mess with people.) Husba...

  • Caught With Your Pants Gone

    Read Caught With Your Pants Gone Student: "Mr. [My Name], I've never seen you wear pants before!" Read Caught With Yo...

  • Interrupting My Dose

    Read Interrupting My Dose Me: "Hey, yeah, I'm on ninety-one-day birth control for medical reasons, and my prescriptio...

  • Untitled

    Read A funny little conversation I had with a friend when I habitually opened a private window on my laptop to search...

  • Untitled

    Read I get a phone call in the middle of the work day. It’s my insurance agent. Agent: I noticed it’s your wife’s bir...

  • Explaining It In Black And White, And Red And Blue

    Read Explaining It In Black And White, And Red And Blue Customer: "Do not lie to me!" Me: "I'm not lying, I don't wor...

  • Untitled

    Read While searching for a new apartment, my one non-negotiable requirement was that I wanted to be able to have a ca...

  • Whole-y Agree

    Read Whole-y Agree Barista: "Of course, skim okay?" My brain screeches to a halt. Me: "No, um, actually, can I have n...

  • Untitled

    Read I’m not going to pretend it isn’t an issue because he’s not aggressive, my dog is reactive. Specifically he’s th...

  • Untitled

    Read I’m the same person from this story https://notalwaysright.com/our-condolences-for-the-loss-of-some-really-hip-j...

  • And Then They Refused Her Service… Right?

    Read And Then They Refused Her Service… Right? A really old lady comes up to me in the produce section and asks me ca...

  • No Fortitude For Longitude, Part 31

    Read No Fortitude For Longitude, Part 31 Customer: "My order isn’t shipping! It says, 'processing Monday AM'!" Me: "R...

  • Mass-ive Amounts Of Fragility

    Read Mass-ive Amounts Of Fragility Me: "It looks like it's 126cm in width, which would make it—" I'm about to do the ...