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  • Paperwork Not Working

    Read Paperwork Not Working Customer: "I didn't know that if I made an appointment, I had to come!" Read Paperwork Not...

  • She Gave You A ‘Game Over’, Not A ‘Restart Level’

    Read She Gave You A ‘Game Over’, Not A ‘Restart Level’ Employee: "Have you seen the new Nintendo DS XL's?" The Ninten...

  • Quake It Or Leave It

    Read Quake It Or Leave It Me: "Sir, I am going to have to call you back. We've just experienced an earthquake, and we...

  • Mind Over Monitor

    Read Mind Over Monitor User: "Can you make it easier to get the mouse arrow thingy to the other screens?" Me: "We can...

  • The Servers Weren’t The Only Ones Serving

    Read The Servers Weren’t The Only Ones Serving My coworker is a guy with hair that ends just above shoulder length. H...

  • The Corners Of The Corner Store Seem Sharper Than Usual

    Read The Corners Of The Corner Store Seem Sharper Than Usual I walk into a corner shop just in time to hear a manager...

  • This Is Not A Fire Sale

    Read This Is Not A Fire Sale Stranger: "Move it, a**hole." Employee #1: "Dude, what the h*** is wrong with you?" Stra...

  • Air Of Authority

    Read Air Of Authority Younger Flight Attendant: "Are you ready to go back to the cockpit?" Me: "I don't think that wo...

  • Toying With Trouble

    Read Toying With Trouble Customer: "I'm just going to leave my son here in the toy section while I shop." Manager: *L...

  • Literally Throwing Money Down The Drain

    Read Literally Throwing Money Down The Drain A coworker and I are working night audit at our hotel. A guest comes rus...

  • Taking A Stand Against User Errors

    Read Taking A Stand Against User Errors User: "I can't log in when I stand up." I think that it's one of THOSE calls ...

  • No Net Worth

    Read No Net Worth Caller: *Straight to screaming.* "Your app isn't working! I need it to be working right now!" Me: "...

  • The Crumbs Of A Plan

    Read The Crumbs Of A Plan Youngest Brother: "But muuuum, I want biscuits." Mum: "No, they're not on the list." Younge...

  • Doug Days

    Read Doug Days There was a lady, a bit older than me, who had a beautiful greyhound that seemed to have split persona...

  • No Free Rides

    Read No Free Rides Me: "So, how may I assist you today?" Caller: "Are you giving away free cars?" Really giving her t...

  • Untitled

    Read When my grandmother graduated from high school, her parents gifted her a river cruise trip through Europe. This ...

  • Untitled

    Read TW: Animal Death I collect dolls as a hobby, and I tend to buy the rarer/more expensive ones online, since they ...

  • Untitled

    Read My MIL has a habit of being rude and banking on people being too polite to call her out in order to get what she...

  • Beer-have Or Beer-gone!

    Read Beer-have Or Beer-gone! Me: "I'm sorry, sir. I cannot sell beer and wine at the front desk after 12 AM." Guest: ...

  • Untitled

    Read (At the time of this story, I’m a college student helping out with the youth group at my church. The service has...