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Read I work in police dispatch as a civilian. I had the pleasure of working the nightshift on New Year’s Eve. The cit...
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Read This was in 2002, when I was in the middle of a stint of teaching English in a small town in Japan through the J...
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Read You Can Have Your Cake And Eat It… But Do It Far Away Me: "Sorry, that one isn't gluten-free." Customer: "What? ...
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Read I just overhead my husband on the phone talking to his friend. He forgot the name for Neo Citron, so he told his...
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Read Confusion Warranted Customer: "Oh! I'll get this one! It comes with a one-year warranty, the other only comes wi...
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Read We Have Faith In That Being A Very Bad Idea As a park ranger, I see a tourist enjoy a small geyser do its thing....
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Read Paperwork Not Working Customer: "I didn't know that if I made an appointment, I had to come!" Read Paperwork Not...
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Read She Gave You A ‘Game Over’, Not A ‘Restart Level’ Employee: "Have you seen the new Nintendo DS XL's?" The Ninten...
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Read Quake It Or Leave It Me: "Sir, I am going to have to call you back. We've just experienced an earthquake, and we...
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Read Mind Over Monitor User: "Can you make it easier to get the mouse arrow thingy to the other screens?" Me: "We can...
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Read The Servers Weren’t The Only Ones Serving My coworker is a guy with hair that ends just above shoulder length. H...
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Read The Corners Of The Corner Store Seem Sharper Than Usual I walk into a corner shop just in time to hear a manager...
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Read This Is Not A Fire Sale Stranger: "Move it, a**hole." Employee #1: "Dude, what the h*** is wrong with you?" Stra...
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Read Air Of Authority Younger Flight Attendant: "Are you ready to go back to the cockpit?" Me: "I don't think that wo...
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Read Toying With Trouble Customer: "I'm just going to leave my son here in the toy section while I shop." Manager: *L...
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Read Literally Throwing Money Down The Drain A coworker and I are working night audit at our hotel. A guest comes rus...
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Read Taking A Stand Against User Errors User: "I can't log in when I stand up." I think that it's one of THOSE calls ...
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Read No Net Worth Caller: *Straight to screaming.* "Your app isn't working! I need it to be working right now!" Me: "...
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Read The Crumbs Of A Plan Youngest Brother: "But muuuum, I want biscuits." Mum: "No, they're not on the list." Younge...
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Read Doug Days There was a lady, a bit older than me, who had a beautiful greyhound that seemed to have split persona...