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Read No Free Rides Me: "So, how may I assist you today?" Caller: "Are you giving away free cars?" Really giving her t...
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Read When my grandmother graduated from high school, her parents gifted her a river cruise trip through Europe. This ...
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Read TW: Animal Death I collect dolls as a hobby, and I tend to buy the rarer/more expensive ones online, since they ...
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Read My MIL has a habit of being rude and banking on people being too polite to call her out in order to get what she...
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Read Beer-have Or Beer-gone! Me: "I'm sorry, sir. I cannot sell beer and wine at the front desk after 12 AM." Guest: ...
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Read (At the time of this story, I’m a college student helping out with the youth group at my church. The service has...
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Read I Kid You Not Caller: "I want two large pizzas. When will they be ready?" Me: "Uhhhm, we don't serve pizza?" Cal...
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Read Reading this story: https://notalwaysright.com/living-in-fear-of-the-pulled-on-ear/356726/ has inspired me to sh...
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Read Years ago, when my daughter was still a toddler, a fellow young mother moved in next door. We would often chat o...
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Read Bundle Of… Feelings Customer: "Hey, stranger!" Me: "Hi! Do I know you?" Customer: "We used to work together at [...
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Read Outlaw Outrage Me: "Is there a fault with the game? Because I can only replace it with a copy of the same game. ...
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Read Palpatine Goes Shopping Customer: "Do you sell unlimited batteries?" Me: "You mean like, rechargeable?" Customer...
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Read Char Wars Customer: "Can I get my pizza remade?" Me: "What issue do you have with it?" Customer: "I know it's su...
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Read May The Floors Be With You Me: "This is the Roomba your parents are buying." Kid: "What does it do?" Me: "It's l...
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Read Any Posts Available For An Ex-Stormtrooper? Coworker #1: "This must have been how everyone felt at the end of Je...
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Read The Empire Strikes Out We're overseeing his target, and the lack of accuracy is apparent. Officer: "Okay, be bru...
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Read Returns… Of The Jedi A customer is making a return ahead of me, holding a box for what looks like a pretty expen...
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Read Burning Questions After telling us that he'd never seen a single Star Wars movie, a coworker was immediately bro...
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Read Judge Me By My Molars, Do You? Diner #1: *Whispering.* "Ask him!" Diner #2: *Whispering.* "You ask him!" Me: "As...
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Read Must Have Grown Up In The Outer Rim Coworker #3: *Casually.* "Wait, what’s Empire Strikes Back?" Silence. Three ...