Entries
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Read The Clerk Is The One Who Refuses To See Clerk: "No. Dogs. Husband: "He's literally the most commonly recognised ...
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Read Multiple Senior Moments In A Row Coworker: "Did no one tell you? First Wednesdays of the month is always senior ...
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Read Looking For Breakfast In All The Wrong Places But the worst mistake anyone I know has ever made was my mother pu...
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Read Total Eclipse Of The Brain, Part 9 It is the day of the April 8, 2024, solar eclipse in the USA. I'm watching it...
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Read A Latte Loose Change I am at the campus coffee shop at about 10:30 AM getting a cheap refill (50c), and another ...
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Read I’m the a**hole in this story. I’m over at a friend’s house, shooting the breeze while we watch TV. During a lul...
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Read The Iron Curtain Call Me: "Okay, so you're all going to have a debate, and each one of you is gonna be a histori...
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Read Gotta love found humour, especially when it’s like Not Always Working on a couple of levels. For context, I work...
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Read In an effort to teach me to save money, my dad sat me down for a talk. Dad: “Whatever you earn and want to put i...
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Read Herb Your Enthusiasm Instacart Shopper: "WAIT! DON'T GO ANYWHERE. I NEED YOU!" Me: "What do you need?" Instacart...
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Read I’m an engineer, and I just so happen to be a woman. Sadly, my gender is relevant to the story. I have been work...
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Read I am working at the box office of a movie theater. A middle-aged couple walks in. Couple: Hi, we‘d like two tick...
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Read The Tantrum Is Too Loud For The Bagging Area Me: *Finally, to the customer.* "Oh, do shut up, she's doing nothin...
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Read My wife and I decided to get some lunch at a boardwalk restaurant/bar with outdoor seating. We were seated next ...
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Read And The Most Pointless Call Award Goes To… Worker: "Hi, my name is—" Customer: "—F****** finally! My computer's ...
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Read A Suggestion Saga Customer: "I have a list of changes I want you to make around here. I shall read them out to y...
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Read Raising A Mess I'm walking the store and see two young boys trashing a display endcap. They're literally pulling...
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Read Dodged That Bullet By A Fine Line (And Print) Manager: "What are you doing?" Me: *Confused.* "I'm reading the co...
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Read Poultry In Motion Customer: "Could I get one that's only cooked a bit, and I can finish cooking it at home?" Me:...
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Read Driving Slow Has Curve Appeal The first time I delivered pizza during a heavy snowstorm, I was really in my elem...