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Read Judge Me By My Molars, Do You? Diner #1: *Whispering.* "Ask him!" Diner #2: *Whispering.* "You ask him!" Me: "As...
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Read Must Have Grown Up In The Outer Rim Coworker #3: *Casually.* "Wait, what’s Empire Strikes Back?" Silence. Three ...
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Read The Irony Strikes Back Me: "Oh, hi [Ex-Coworker], what are you doing here?" Ex-Coworker: "Oh, just shopping for ...
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Read The Force Is Not Contactless I see a customer at the self-checkout trying to pay. He's waving his credit card in...
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Read The Age Of Resistance Me: *Heading over to the boys, waving my arms.* "WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! STOP! STOP!" The boys l...
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Read Thanks For Shopping At Empire Surplus Customer: "I'm helping my dad declutter, and I found all this old military...
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Read The Youngling Has Spoken Grandma: "I have something very important to ask you, and I hope you feel you can tell ...
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Read A Verbal Duel Of The Fates A friend and I are waiting for a midnight showing of a Star Wars movie. We're telling...
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Read OSHA Compliance Doesn’t Gel With The Empire’s Evil Aesthetic It's May the Fourth, so we've started a Star Wars m...
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Read I’m sitting at home in my apartment one day, at almost noon, when I hear a large quantity of heavy footsteps out...
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Read Be At Class Tomorrow, Fully Armed And Operational My friend and I are at a movie theater at the midnight opening...
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Read The Probability Of Successfully Navigating A Star Wars Marathon Is Approximately 3,720 To 1 Dentist: "Why is it ...
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Read I have two daughters in middle school, one in sixth grade (ages 11-12) and one in eighth grade (ages 13-14). A b...
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Read Order 66 Employee: "What's your code?" Me: "It's [code]." Employee: "Sounds like a Star Wars droid. Go ahead and...
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Read This took place in the then “most senior” city in Italy, where the old ladies have a reputation for being indepe...
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Read A few years ago, I went to grad school to get my master of arts degree. Usually it takes a few months after grad...
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Read Sometimes Systems Go Down, Sometimes Sith Happens Me: "Ma'am! You still have to pay for the items!" Customer: "Y...
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Read This new year’s eve we actually managed to have a party instead of just talking about it until we realise it’s t...
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Read My coworkers were discussing cartoons apparently, I only came in on the conversation at the last minute. Coworke...
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Read Kylo-No-No Customer: "Excuse me, how come this one doesn’t actually light up or anything?" Me: "It’s just a repl...