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Read How Do I (In)Put This Gently One day, a lady called in and stated her new computer "wasn't doing anything." Me: ...
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Read Never Pick A Fight With An Old Scottish Woman, Part 11 Customer: "I want ten [Lottery scratchcard games]." Me: "...
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Read In One Ear And Out The Office The work day has begun, and I'm in my office answering emails. Unfortunately, I've...
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Read Log In And Tune Out Me: "Unfortunately, you'll have to go back to the store and ask them to add the e-mail." Cus...
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Read Sub-par Navigation She then proceeded to examine the menu so intensely that it was weird. I continue sweeping. F...
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Read Exit Music Today, we had a table sitting well past closing time who wouldn't take a hint (nor a polite suggestio...
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Read My Empathy Is Running On Fumes Mom: "With gas prices being what they are, we've decided to just use the one car....
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Read Pawsitive Outcome After a few minutes of wandering, it becomes clear that the dog does not know where it is, so ...
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Read They Want A (Gas)Lighter Flavor Customer: "Don't lie to me, boy! This is a Pepsi!" Me: "Sir, we don't even carry...
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Read I’ve been dealing with some persistent sciatic nerve pain, causing discomfort all down the back of my leg into m...
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Read At my high school, on the last day of literally every school year, when the final bell rings, the office staff p...
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Read [A small store that sells chocolates, candies and pastries has opened up near me. It’s one of those locally owne...
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Read I’m at home with my girlfriend helping with the laundry. I’m trying a quilt from the washer to the dryer, but it...
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Read My wife is sitting at our coffee table taking some notes. She notices a mobile phone on the table, and shouts lo...
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Read While we often hear about bad or rude customers on Black Friday, I thought it would be nice to share a story abo...
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Read Lacking Counter Intelligence Customer: *To me.* "You got any mini sashimi platters left?" Me: "I don't know, sir...
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Read That’s Some Textbook Scheming I remember when a college girl came in and purchased a crap ton of textbooks. It w...
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Read Mail Down Melt Down Principal: "What the f*** is going on?!" Supervisor: "We're upgrading the mail server. A not...
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Read Bottled Up Rage Customer: "Excuuuuuse me?! Do I look like some prissy-a** snowflake liberal to you?!" I turn to ...
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Read Wishing Upon A Star Is Not Enough Me: "Did you seriously just ask me to cancel someone else's Disney vacation th...