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  • Raising Kids By Lowering Standards

    Read Raising Kids By Lowering Standards Customer: *To her kid.* "Just go and take one. They won't say no to a cute li...

  • A Bat-tered Workspace

    Read A Bat-tered Workspace Me: "Uh, good morning [Manager]?" My manager jumps and whirls around, exhaling in relief w...

  • The Customer And The Beanstalk

    Read The Customer And The Beanstalk Customer: "I thought you were part of the building! Since when did [Store] start ...

  • Initiating Potty Protocol

    Read Initiating Potty Protocol Manager: "I'm writing you up for not informing anyone about your bathroom breaks." I m...

  • The Balm Before the Storm, Part 2

    Read The Balm Before the Storm, Part 2 Me: "Ma'am, is the nature of your complaint that your bank teller put on some ...

  • An A-Peeling Counter Strategy

    Read An A-Peeling Counter Strategy I see a customer peeling oranges in the produce section and placing them into one ...

  • This Store Requires A Pre-Pre-Pre-Reading

    Read This Store Requires A Pre-Pre-Pre-Reading Boss: "Actually, the account team is probably going to want eyes on it...

  • Untitled

    Read I met a guy through a dating website. We had rollerskating in common, so we went to a rollerskating rink for our...

  • We’ve Got A Cancellation Front Moving In

    Read We’ve Got A Cancellation Front Moving In Me: "Good afternoon! Checking in?" Guest: "No! We were supposed to be, ...

  • Dispensing Facts

    Read Dispensing Facts Pharmacist: "As I said, you can complain, but I will make sure our head office knows that your ...

  • Technical Reports Abhor A Vacuum

    Read Technical Reports Abhor A Vacuum IT Guy: "…Can you stop for a second?" Coworker: "It’s fine, I do this all the t...

  • When The Scam Runs Cold

    Read When The Scam Runs Cold Customer: *Looking right at me, through the steam.* "I'm not paying. It's cold." Me: "Du...

  • Fish & Chips With A Side Of Guesswork

    Read Fish & Chips With A Side Of Guesswork Worker: "It'll be ready in [garbled] minutes." Me: "Sorry, was that 15 or ...

  • Dealing With Some Customers Is A Laughing Matter

    Read Dealing With Some Customers Is A Laughing Matter Customer: "I said no talking!" Me: "We weren't talking to you, ...

  • Take From My Tips I Take From Your Trips

    Read Take From My Tips I Take From Your Trips I got the tool, but didn't quite know how to use it. A coworker saw my ...

  • Paying The Idiot Tax, Part 2

    Read Paying The Idiot Tax, Part 2 Me: "Sir, would you like me to apply—" Customer: "—No, I don't want to apply, and d...

  • Buzzkill

    Read Buzzkill Now, at this new store, the powers that be had the buzzer to call the warehouse placed in the office in...

  • When You’re Amply Qualified

    Read When You’re Amply Qualified Coworker: *Confused, looking at me.* "[My Name]… did you just lie to this customer?"...

  • Lobbying For Breakfast

    Read Lobbying For Breakfast Me: "I'm sorry to hear that." Guest: "…and?" Me: "And what, madam?" Guest: "You're sorry ...

  • Missing All The Signals

    Read Missing All The Signals Boss: "[Coworker], you can sign, right? Sign language?" Coworker: "Yup! Need me to sign ...