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Read Rage Is Buffering Me: "I can apply a 48-hour credit." Caller: "Completely unacceptable! Do you know how much I p...
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Read Keeping Things Cultured Mum: "Get some of the Greek yoghurt, dear." The daughter obliges and comes back with a b...
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Read This Is Uplifting I was about to take out a bunch of rubbish and pressed the button for the lift. Nothing happen...
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Read Libraries Are Fountains Of Information Patron: "Y'all need to call somebody. You have a big water leak out front...
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Read My wife related this story to me, which happened to her at a nearby library while she was feeling under a lot of...
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Read Shelter In Play I am a middle school teacher. One day, there is a tornado risk, and we lock down in our storm sh...
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Read (This is one of those “England and America are separated by the same language” stories. My husband is a Formula ...
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Read I am the author of “The Faint Was No Faint.” While we waited for the ambulance to arrive, the restaurant staff e...
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Read My brother and I are two years apart and grew up having almost nothing in common—we had wildly different persona...
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Read Me: Thank you for calling [GROCERY STORE], how may I help you? Customer: Do you have the mayonnaise my brother n...
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Read We recently had to clean out a farm due to a disease outbreak, and we had to throw out almost everything because...
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Read Customer Orders Are Getting Dicey Customer: "Excuse me, I ordered this salad, and my carrots are shredded." Me: ...
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Read Their Balance Is Zero Attraction Caller: "My new credit card isn't working. You need to send me a new one." Me: ...
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Read Burger Protocol In Effect Manager: "Oh, pressing that sends a burger ticket to every printer in the place, front...
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Read Giving Powder To The People Customer: "Uh… are you trying to kill me?!" Me: "Pardon me, ma'am?" Customer: "I'm d...
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Read A Late Berate Coworker #2: "Well. You have some gall showing up around here after what you did to that poor girl...
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Read Transfer Of Power Caller: "I want to speak to an American." Me: "The call center is based in the US, sir." Calle...
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Read Ameri-Can You Not?, Part 2 I'm rushing through some orders at a coffee shop when I hear a customer behind me sta...
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Read History In Ruins Guide: "Notice how on some streets there are white stones at intervals down the street. This wa...
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Read Booked For Overtime Boss: "You need to stay late." Me: "Why?" Boss: "Because that's just how things are done aro...