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  • Those Who Watch Paw Patrol Should Not Be On Petrol Patrol

    Read Those Who Watch Paw Patrol Should Not Be On Petrol Patrol Within a moment of the customer operating the pump, sh...

  • You’re Number Two Because You’re A POS

    Read You’re Number Two Because You’re A POS Coworker: "I took care of the client and processed their case." Me: "You ...

  • ‘Leaving’ No Room For Doubt

    Read ‘Leaving’ No Room For Doubt Cashier: "You’re all set. You have a good day!" Customer: *Angrily, as they grab the...

  • Tread Gingerly, Barista

    Read Tread Gingerly, Barista Me: "Hey, pardon me, but I asked for cinnamon on my drink, but I got ginger instead." Ba...

  • Not Reddy For These Kinds Of Questions

    Read Not Reddy For These Kinds Of Questions Me: "The catalog has a picture of them here, and it lists them as dark re...

  • Saying Bye Fry

    Read Saying Bye Fry Me: "Hi! Could I just get a medium fries, please?" He grunts for an answer, I pay, and he tries t...

  • Brain-Meltingly Stupid

    Read Brain-Meltingly Stupid I'm a janitor. We're on snow shovelling duty. So, last week it snowed, and I was shovelli...

  • Laptop Stop

    Read Laptop Stop A ticket comes in titled "Laptop screen turns off in the third-floor meeting room". This sounds too ...

  • It’s A Grill-usion

    Read It’s A Grill-usion Me: "What's the reason for the refund?" Customer: "There's no meat in it." Me: "No meat? This...

  • MSRP: Money Short? Reconsider Purchase

    Read MSRP: Money Short? Reconsider Purchase Me: "Your total is [almost $100]." She hands me a $50 bill. After realizi...

  • It’s Not Exactly Rocket Science, Part 3

    Read It’s Not Exactly Rocket Science, Part 3 Recruiter: "Hi, [My Name], this is [Recruiter]. I'm calling about a job ...

  • Thirty’s A Crowd

    Read Thirty’s A Crowd Me: *Scans the customer's last item.* "Your total is $30.12." The customer, probably about twel...

  • Tie Hard

    Read Tie Hard My Mom's dad had passed away a couple of days previously. The night before the funeral, a dark and stor...

  • Free The Calendar

    Read Free The Calendar I’m talking to a friend about when we can get together in the second month of summer. Relevant...

  • The Pie Is A Lie

    Read The Pie Is A Lie Customer: "I want the mud slide pie flavor." All the flavors have little pictures, and the pict...

  • Untitled

    Read (I’m outside on my break, enjoying the pleasant weather and eating my lunch. It’s important to note I am a large...

  • You Need Dark Humor To Teach About The World These Days

    Read You Need Dark Humor To Teach About The World These Days After leaving the Marines, the spousal unit was able to ...

  • Untitled

    Read My partner and I are spending the week of Thanksgiving in [Southern State], a state neither of us have been to. ...

  • Some Customers Present An Elevated Risk

    Read Some Customers Present An Elevated Risk Customer: "Can you get something down for me?" Me: "Could you point it o...

  • Untitled

    Read When I was in middle school, I had long, wavy hair. At a glance, it didn’t look very long, like it came down to ...