Entries
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Read Those Who Watch Paw Patrol Should Not Be On Petrol Patrol Within a moment of the customer operating the pump, sh...
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Read You’re Number Two Because You’re A POS Coworker: "I took care of the client and processed their case." Me: "You ...
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Read ‘Leaving’ No Room For Doubt Cashier: "You’re all set. You have a good day!" Customer: *Angrily, as they grab the...
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Read Tread Gingerly, Barista Me: "Hey, pardon me, but I asked for cinnamon on my drink, but I got ginger instead." Ba...
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Read Not Reddy For These Kinds Of Questions Me: "The catalog has a picture of them here, and it lists them as dark re...
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Read Saying Bye Fry Me: "Hi! Could I just get a medium fries, please?" He grunts for an answer, I pay, and he tries t...
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Read Brain-Meltingly Stupid I'm a janitor. We're on snow shovelling duty. So, last week it snowed, and I was shovelli...
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Read Laptop Stop A ticket comes in titled "Laptop screen turns off in the third-floor meeting room". This sounds too ...
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Read It’s A Grill-usion Me: "What's the reason for the refund?" Customer: "There's no meat in it." Me: "No meat? This...
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Read MSRP: Money Short? Reconsider Purchase Me: "Your total is [almost $100]." She hands me a $50 bill. After realizi...
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Read It’s Not Exactly Rocket Science, Part 3 Recruiter: "Hi, [My Name], this is [Recruiter]. I'm calling about a job ...
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Read Thirty’s A Crowd Me: *Scans the customer's last item.* "Your total is $30.12." The customer, probably about twel...
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Read Tie Hard My Mom's dad had passed away a couple of days previously. The night before the funeral, a dark and stor...
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Read Free The Calendar I’m talking to a friend about when we can get together in the second month of summer. Relevant...
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Read The Pie Is A Lie Customer: "I want the mud slide pie flavor." All the flavors have little pictures, and the pict...
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Read (I’m outside on my break, enjoying the pleasant weather and eating my lunch. It’s important to note I am a large...
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Read You Need Dark Humor To Teach About The World These Days After leaving the Marines, the spousal unit was able to ...
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Read My partner and I are spending the week of Thanksgiving in [Southern State], a state neither of us have been to. ...
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Read Some Customers Present An Elevated Risk Customer: "Can you get something down for me?" Me: "Could you point it o...
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Read When I was in middle school, I had long, wavy hair. At a glance, it didn’t look very long, like it came down to ...