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Read (One thing I make every year for Christmas is pigs in blankets for a brunch and we have leftover ones with Yorks...
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Read I was one of two Jews in a large pharmacy department at a local hospital, fresh out of pharmacy school. Our phar...
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Read There Are Some Things We Just Can’t (Egg)Roll With Customer: "Can I get a slice of pizza?" Me: "Uh... this is a ...
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Read Customer: “Smile!” Me: *attempts to smile, looks at my supervisor* Supervisor: *bursts out laughing* “That’s a g...
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Read Not So Closed Minded, Part 53 We open at 11 AM. I didn't have a chance to lock the door on my way in, so as I go...
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Read Knot An Emergency Caller: "Quick! You need to send someone out here!" Me: "For what reason? Is there an issue wi...
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Read When Their Mouth Are Saying Words That Can’t Be Cashed Me: "This chain has never done that, sir. You might be th...
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Read Oil You Need Is Experience Manager: "For the first six months, you’ll be cross-trained in all kitchen positions ...
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Read Bean Counters Aren’t Paid In Beans Customer: "I read online that the production cost for this frappe is only $2....
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Read Please Be a Dog, Please Be A Dog… Boss: "Finally! What took you so long?" Coworker: "My roommate, he, uh..." Bos...
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Read Even Barristers Gotta Hustle These Days Two old ladies are looking at the menu, and then look over at my colleag...
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Read Third Time’s The Harm I worked security for a major military contractor at one point. Our supervisor liked using...
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Read No R-Egg-rets Customer: "I want your [salad that contains several hard-boiled eggs], but I'm lactose intolerant....
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Read We’ll Be Fine Without The Fine, Thanks Customer: "A beer for my wife and me." Me: "Sir, in compliance with our m...
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Read Zero Respect Gets Same Me: "So… I quit." Manager: "…Fine. Hand in your two weeks later today." Me: "No, no, no. ...
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Read A Brewed Awakening, Part 3 Customer: "Don’t you sell regular coffee? What’s all this bubble stuff?" Me: "We don'...
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Read Brace Yourself Boss: "Would you help this man? He's looking for a bracelet for his wife." Uncle: "Oh, no, this i...
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Read How To Count Yourself Out Bouncer: "Listen, bud, I'm gonna count to five—" He couldn't finish the thought becaus...
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Read Fee Free Wee Fee Me: "I just had to explain to a customer that the ATM outside saying 'Free Cash Withdrawals' me...
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Read This is one of my favourite stories about my kids surprising me for Christmas. I, my husband, and our youngest s...