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  • Referred To Nowhere

    Read Referred To Nowhere I'm ushered into a room, and am told by someone (a tech? a nurse? who knows, because they di...

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    Read I am the same middle school teacher who submitted the story “Be Careful Coming In That Hot Around The Gas Pumps”...

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    Read I work in a games shop. One of my coworkers has almost single-handedly designed the way that our back room is so...

  • High Expectations On Tall Orders

    Read High Expectations On Tall Orders I'm doing some shopping when I get a tap on my shoulder. A man asks me for help...

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    Read I work at a small convenience store and being in the part of Honolulu that we are located you get used to seeing...

  • Never Has Anyone Been Unable To Read The Room This Much

    Read Never Has Anyone Been Unable To Read The Room This Much We had one visitor a couple of weeks ago who looked arou...

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    Read (I’ve been grounded for the weekend. Mom is scolding me for looking for other random things to do which i am not...

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    Read When I started at my job, I was a floater: I had a certain minimum number of hours I could expect to work and a ...

  • Can’t Bill-ieve The Audacity

    Read Can’t Bill-ieve The Audacity Customer: "I want to claim on your device protection to get another one." Me: *Look...

  • It’s Called A Convenience Store Because It’s Convenient, Not Cheap

    Read It’s Called A Convenience Store Because It’s Convenient, Not Cheap Day Trip Customer: "It's cheaper at Walmart."...

  • Count Me In

    Read Count Me In A customer (with a loyalty card) comes into my checkout with a full cart and pays in cash. In fact, ...

  • Hot Desking

    Read Hot Desking A coworker has been on a call with a user for almost half an hour, trying to figure out why her comp...

  • Is Nut Getting It

    Read Is Nut Getting It Annoying Customer: "It's not software related! It's mechanical! I know it is! I'm a good drive...

  • The Only Thing Lit Is the Humor

    Read The Only Thing Lit Is the Humor The new owners have just opened it, and we walk back in after half a year, worri...

  • How To Re-Make Someone’s Day

    Read How To Re-Make Someone’s Day Me: "What's the reason for the return?" Customer: "The graphics are f****** awful!"...

  • A Slice Of Eternity

    Read A Slice Of Eternity Customer: "How much longer will my pizza take?" Me: "Let me check." *Finds ticket.* "Looks l...

  • The Thinking is Cloudy, But the Prices Are Clear

    Read The Thinking is Cloudy, But the Prices Are Clear Customer: "I'll pay cash." And then for some reason, he starts ...

  • Zero Tragedy Means Zero Chance

    Read Zero Tragedy Means Zero Chance Me: "I'm going to apply for America's Got Talent." Mom: "You'll never get on that...

  • The Space Race Is Full Of Reflective Moments

    Read The Space Race Is Full Of Reflective Moments Some friends and I are watching the Artemis 2 footage on YouTube wh...

  • The Whole Restaurant’s A Stage

    Read The Whole Restaurant’s A Stage He stands up, walks to the middle of the floor, and asks: Customer: "What can I g...