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Read While I was in line to make a return, I passed the five-minute-tops wait time by reading the signs around me. Mo...
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Read It’s a normal day in the office doing people’s taxes so that they can get their refunds. It’s a relatively quiet...
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Read With the manager leaving on the 21st of this month (December) I’m feeling a bit safer talking about issues with ...
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Read I have a phobia of spiders. I hate being in the same room as the little nightmares, and will always summon backu...
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Read Actual phone conversation: Dr.’s office: Hello, this is the Dr.’s office, calling to confirm your appointment fo...
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Read Back in the 80s, my dad – a former cop – was working as a driving examiner. Non-native speakers of English were ...
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Read Table That Attitude Me: "If you want six people to dine in with us tonight, it's going to be a half-hour wait." ...
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Read Educate Yourself On How To Behave There's a patron who's there almost every day, known for being a jerk to every...
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Read Rhyme And Punishment The people in my office, all aged twenty-five and over, aren't the most mature bunch. Cowor...
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Read Dropped The Ball… And The TV We did offer him insurance, but no, he very vehemently refuses. We hand over the la...
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Read Snow Way In Or Out Manager: "Being snowed in is not an excuse. Get in here." Coworker: "I told [My Name], I CAN'...
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Read Fizz-ical Limits Me: "Ours are just standard mimosas. Half sparkling wine, half orange juice." Customer: "Wait… ...
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Read Each Generation Has The Write Stuff Secretary: "Was this you?" Me: "Haha, yes, that's me. I know, my handwriting...
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Read Someone Really Needs Some Shower Thoughts Customer: "Yes, it's an OUTDOOR shower!" He didn't yell, but made sure...
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Read Spray No More When I answer and see what they're bothering me for, I ask if they saw my (prominently displayed) ...
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Read At Face Value Then, toward the end of his meal, he waved me over, held out a $10 bill, and said: Customer: "Smil...
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Read When They’ve Had Enough Of Their Ship Guest: "You need to turn off the fog horns! It's disturbing my sleep!" Cow...
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Read Exposing The Grande Scheme Me: "Can I get a small latte, please?" Cashier: "We only do medium or large." Me: "Ok...
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Read Retail Environments Are Always Horror Movies Me: *Explaining dream.* "Yeah, it was fun until the end, then it tu...
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Read England, But The Prequel Regular: "So what are your holiday plans?" Me: "I'm going to England for a few weeks." ...