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  • How To Re-Make Someone’s Day

    Read How To Re-Make Someone’s Day Me: "What's the reason for the return?" Customer: "The graphics are f****** awful!"...

  • A Slice Of Eternity

    Read A Slice Of Eternity Customer: "How much longer will my pizza take?" Me: "Let me check." *Finds ticket.* "Looks l...

  • The Thinking is Cloudy, But the Prices Are Clear

    Read The Thinking is Cloudy, But the Prices Are Clear Customer: "I'll pay cash." And then for some reason, he starts ...

  • Zero Tragedy Means Zero Chance

    Read Zero Tragedy Means Zero Chance Me: "I'm going to apply for America's Got Talent." Mom: "You'll never get on that...

  • The Space Race Is Full Of Reflective Moments

    Read The Space Race Is Full Of Reflective Moments Some friends and I are watching the Artemis 2 footage on YouTube wh...

  • The Whole Restaurant’s A Stage

    Read The Whole Restaurant’s A Stage He stands up, walks to the middle of the floor, and asks: Customer: "What can I g...

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    Read While I was in line to make a return, I passed the five-minute-tops wait time by reading the signs around me. Mo...

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    Read It’s a normal day in the office doing people’s taxes so that they can get their refunds. It’s a relatively quiet...

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    Read With the manager leaving on the 21st of this month (December) I’m feeling a bit safer talking about issues with ...

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    Read I have a phobia of spiders. I hate being in the same room as the little nightmares, and will always summon backu...

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    Read Actual phone conversation: Dr.’s office: Hello, this is the Dr.’s office, calling to confirm your appointment fo...

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    Read Back in the 80s, my dad – a former cop – was working as a driving examiner. Non-native speakers of English were ...

  • Table That Attitude

    Read Table That Attitude Me: "If you want six people to dine in with us tonight, it's going to be a half-hour wait." ...

  • Educate Yourself On How To Behave

    Read Educate Yourself On How To Behave There's a patron who's there almost every day, known for being a jerk to every...

  • Rhyme And Punishment

    Read Rhyme And Punishment The people in my office, all aged twenty-five and over, aren't the most mature bunch. Cowor...

  • Dropped The Ball… And The TV

    Read Dropped The Ball… And The TV We did offer him insurance, but no, he very vehemently refuses. We hand over the la...

  • Snow Way In Or Out

    Read Snow Way In Or Out Manager: "Being snowed in is not an excuse. Get in here." Coworker: "I told [My Name], I CAN'...

  • Fizz-ical Limits

    Read Fizz-ical Limits Me: "Ours are just standard mimosas. Half sparkling wine, half orange juice." Customer: "Wait… ...

  • Each Generation Has The Write Stuff

    Read Each Generation Has The Write Stuff Secretary: "Was this you?" Me: "Haha, yes, that's me. I know, my handwriting...

  • Someone Really Needs Some Shower Thoughts

    Read Someone Really Needs Some Shower Thoughts Customer: "Yes, it's an OUTDOOR shower!" He didn't yell, but made sure...