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  • Some People Just Want To Watch The World Burn, Part 39

    Read Some People Just Want To Watch The World Burn, Part 39 Customer: "Your worker here needs to be reprimanded for s...

  • Deliver Us From This Bad Service

    Read Deliver Us From This Bad Service Courier: "You reported me for a missed delivery, but I have delivered your parc...

  • When Their Usual Is Chaos

    Read When Their Usual Is Chaos I see a woman come in who I recognized from being here a week before. I don't immediat...

  • When Discounts Require A Witness

    Read When Discounts Require A Witness Me: "That's already on clearance. It's 70% off." Customer: "But it's damaged, l...

  • Hammer Home The Sexism

    Read Hammer Home The Sexism Me: "Can I help you find something?" He looked me up and down before replying: Customer: ...

  • Literally Handling Sausages, Mom!

    Read Literally Handling Sausages, Mom! Basically, my mom wishes I were a lesbian. Part of it comes from her suspectin...

  • The Brain Is Not Activated

    Read The Brain Is Not Activated Friend: "My doctor told me I should try taking some deactivated charcoal for my tummy...

  • There’s A Sting In This Tale, But No Twist

    Read There’s A Sting In This Tale, But No Twist Me: "How has your day been so far?" Customer: "Wonderful!" Me: "That'...

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    Read I work in a public library. The other day, I was helping a borrower discharge her husband’s books. Me: Okay, you...

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    Read [in my Algebra I class, my teacher is also the school’s basketball coach. One day in class, I ask him a question...

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    Read I’ve joined my parents, sister, and nephews on a vacation. Our first night there, we went to a Japanese restaura...

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    Read I’m taking an intro-level art class on the fundamentals of drawing. Our professor is a laid-back middle-aged guy...

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    Read I work in security. I’m on pretty good terms with everyone who works in the building, it’s not actually a very l...

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    Read I am the editor of a small but long-established Christian magazine (we date back to the 1870s). As such I receiv...

  • Don’t Throw Rainbow Cats In Glass Houses

    Read Don’t Throw Rainbow Cats In Glass Houses Owner: "Come on [Regular's Name]. It's just a cartoon cat." Regular: "A...

  • Hungry For The Past

    Read Hungry For The Past Customer: "Can I get [Burger]?" Me: "Uh, I don't think I know that one. What's on it?" Custo...

  • Maybe They Were Dust Bunnies?

    Read Maybe They Were Dust Bunnies? Boss: "You got this ticket to repair this computer?" Me: "Clean it. The customer w...

  • When You’re A PHENOMENON

    Read When You’re A PHENOMENON Regular: "Wow! Who was that?!" Me: "My boyfriend's ex." Regular: "Your boyfriend was wi...

  • Stay Mild, But You’re Not Getting A Mild

    Read Stay Mild, But You’re Not Getting A Mild Me: "I'm sorry, sir. Because you're buying this for someone else, I can...

  • Maybe If You Blend It?

    Read Maybe If You Blend It? Me: "Hi, welcome in! Can I get you started with some drinks?" Customer: "Steak and shrimp...