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Read Maybe If You Blend It? Me: "Hi, welcome in! Can I get you started with some drinks?" Customer: "Steak and shrimp...
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Read Game Over, Dad Mum: "So… I saw the boys playing the other day." Dad: "Mmhmm." Mum: "Yes, it was such an interest...
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Read Teenage Mutant Renaissance Man Friend: "My nephew wanted to get a big poster of The Peruvian Man, but his mum sa...
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Read McGrow Up I was behind what I could only describe now as a giant toddler. He was griping and moaning the whole t...
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Read Caller *very aggressive right off the bat*: I need Ed NOW! Me: I’m sorry we don’t have anyone here by that name....
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Read Law Of Recurrence During the finals period, my study group checked out the last ten years of exams and took them...
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Read (My girlfriend cut the space between her fingers, and instead of listening to all of the people who had actually...
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Read I was quite an unruly child, running around and breaking stuff, rarely thinking things through or considering th...
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Read My husband is not some friendless entity. He simply works from home full-time. I work a hybrid-model myself, wor...
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Read Reading this story (https://notalwaysright.com/sometimes-what-you-need-is-a-workaround/343953/) reminded me of o...
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Read My name is not American, but for arguments sake, let’s pretend it’s Cassidy, as that name has just enough in com...
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Read Blessings Of Daily Bread The cashier looks at all sides of the bread bag and tries to scan it a couple of more t...
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Read It’s The Season For Brain Freeze At this time, the temperature was hovering around 30°F to 40°F (-1°C to 4°C) ou...
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Read Corporate Have Moving Targets Many years ago, I decided to rent a [famous moving van company] to move a bunch of...
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Read This Is Not A Drill, It’s A Kettle The customer snapped, and he threw the kettle lead (which came with a UK-styl...
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Read Calling In Sick Would Have Been The Icing On The Birthday Cake Manager: "I don't think I'm going to be able to g...
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Read A Hot Take During A Cold Front Customer: "Do you have any idea how freaking cold it is out right now!?" Cashier:...
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Read Nothing Beets A New Retail Urban Legend I had a customer return a vacuum cleaner once, my supervisor did the ret...
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Read A Sign Of Things to Come, Part 3 Customer: "Do you guys make bumper stickers?!" Me: "Yes, ma'am, we certainly do...
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Read A Critical Miss On Customer Retention This used to work fine for about a year, until December 2022, when the pre...