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Read Spray No More When I answer and see what they're bothering me for, I ask if they saw my (prominently displayed) ...
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Read At Face Value Then, toward the end of his meal, he waved me over, held out a $10 bill, and said: Customer: "Smil...
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Read When They’ve Had Enough Of Their Ship Guest: "You need to turn off the fog horns! It's disturbing my sleep!" Cow...
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Read Exposing The Grande Scheme Me: "Can I get a small latte, please?" Cashier: "We only do medium or large." Me: "Ok...
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Read Retail Environments Are Always Horror Movies Me: *Explaining dream.* "Yeah, it was fun until the end, then it tu...
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Read England, But The Prequel Regular: "So what are your holiday plans?" Me: "I'm going to England for a few weeks." ...
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Read A Comeback So Good It Seemed Planned I remember when I was about nine or ten, I was giving my brother a hard tim...
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Read Space Invaders As I'm on the search for a spot, I see two spots pretty close, so I assume it's my lucky day. As ...
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Read Final Sale Has Final Say Me: "How much is this?" Lady: *Looking VERY tired, sounding a tad snappy.* "It's 30% of...
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Read I’m traveling with coworkers to Las Vegas for a conference the week after Thanksgiving. There are several of us ...
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Read Principal Parking Principles I took print shop in school and made up a bunch of stickers that said: Sticker: "Yo...
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Read Please Schedule Future Injuries Student: "Hi, I've just stabbed my hand with a dirty old screwdriver, and I need...
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Read (There’s two things people seem to forget every single year. The carriers are swamped with about as much busines...
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Read This Is A Phone Call Not A Gender Reveal Rep: "No. I want your general manager. Where is he? I don't want her!" ...
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Read I have a bit of a temper at times, particularly when I’m over stressed. It’s something I’ve worked on for years,...
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Read At university during my second year we had two new girls joining our year that transferred from another universi...
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Read Nature Is Calling… Just Not For You Customer: "Is this like bug spray?" She holds out some bear mace. Read Natur...
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Read Son and I stop at a local pizzeria to pick up dinner. Turns out it’s karaoke night. A song starts it’s musical i...
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Read I’m a cashier in a small second hand bookstore. I’m behind the register talking with a regular customer while a ...
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Read This Is A Seat-uation This conversation went on for too long, as she started demanding that we provide a second ...