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Read Math Is Your Friend, And Their Enemy Me: "Your total is $122.35." Customer: "You messed up! You didn't do my cou...
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Read Patient had a minor abdominal procedure. Second day of surgery, I told him he would be walking to the BR instead...
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Read Lemme Just Call Doctor Deterrent Caller: "I need an increase in my meds. I'm in such pain." Me: "I'm sorry to he...
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Read My response to HOA complaints on here usually is to tout how good the HOA where I live is. I won’t go into every...
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Read The Multiverse Has Hit The Liquor Store Me: "Unfortunately, I won't be able to sell any of this to you today." F...
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Read Having completed my shopping at a big box store , I returned to my car to find a note on the windshield. It blas...
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Read This is going to be a dog story. We have a three-and-a-half-year old Jack Tzu (daddy Jack Russell terrier did it...
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Read I answered a phone call at work with my manager standing beside me. Me: Thank you for calling (Retailer). How ca...
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Read When A Bad Customer Becomes An Itch You Can Scratch An old lady comes in for a refund, which I process. After, s...
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Read I work in a nursing home. There’s this one particular resident that just cracks me up, the same one from this st...
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Read Sub-Par Substitution Woman: "A croissant sandwich with no tomatoes, sub with avocado." Me: "I can't do that. Tom...
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Read Grueling Fueling I had already put my two weeks in at the gas station when a woman came with a van and tried to ...
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Read Bear-ly Got There In Time Manager: "Ma'am! We. Are. Closed." Me: "I know but—" Manager: "—Closed!" *Begins to cl...
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Read Two Of A Feather Me: "I'll have the half roast duck. I enjoyed it last night, so can I have the other half of th...
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Read A Reptile Dysfunction I managed to tear a van I was trying to tow almost in half the other day. It wasn't some r...
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Read When Diplomacy Hits The End Of The Road Johnny: "I don't care if you're the f****** president of the USA, unless...
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Read They’re So Advanced That They’re Computing In Three Dimensions A woman in accounting wanted help with something,...
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Read That’s How They Burn Bridges Boss: "You need to return your three work shirts and both lab coats, or you'll have...
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Read Analog Pop-Ups After trying some usual troubleshooting steps over the phone, I decide it’s worth a visit to the ...
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Read Cash Strapped Me: "I can't take money from your underwear." Customer: "What? It's my bra!" Me: "That's your unde...