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Read Allow Me To Amplify Our Return Policy Customer: "This is nonsense! You saw me last week! You know I bought this ...
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Read Just… Whut? I'm interviewing for a new job at a supermarket; the role, I think, hardly matters. After we get thr...
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Read Failed The Name Game, Part 13 One morning, I realized that I had accidentally left my name tag at home, so my ma...
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Read Pile On About The Pills Me: "Okay. We’re going to use small words now." Mom: *Rolls her eyes.* "Don’t talk to me...
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Read Typos Come In A Wide Range My friend has made a huge custom birthday card for another friend for us all to sign....
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Read Out of State, Out of Luck Manager: "Ma'am, did you just Google search our restaurant name plus coupon, and print...
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Read In our state we now must charge a minimum of 10 cents for bags in retail stores. This law was passed in an effor...
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Read I Guess It’s A Pizza Party Years ago, at college, our department bought food for the mandatory student seminar. ...
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Read There was a bit of a kickback scandal at my Elementary school. It’s a bit hard to follow, so let’s see if I can ...
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Read Give Them An Inch, And They Take Ten Years Apparently, there was a "mistake" with their tab, and their daughter'...
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Read I am 36, my coworker is 22. He likes to tease me about being “old.” It has become a running joke. Here are some ...
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Read Many years ago, I worked at a sawmill. For the most part, the people working there were honest, hardworking folk...
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Read Out Of Network I work for Medicare and get all kinds of calls. Most calls are fine, but there are some instances...
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Read I’m the author of Larry: Friend of Boris. When our youngest was about two years old, he was obessed with our egg...
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Read I’m visiting a friend with my daughter when my daughter notices a cat hiding under one of the chars and tries to...
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Read An Explanation Shouldn’t Be Needed, But It Is Deserved Previous Customer: "Well, aren't you going to say somethi...
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Read Every Time We Celebrate, We’re Over The Moon! Customer #1: "Hey, man, you shouldn’t be buying this stuff unless ...
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Read Shift Happens Me: "Uh, [Coworker], is that Tupperware for us night shift workers?" Coworker: "Duh! Can't you see...
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Read Maternal Instinct? Nah. Survival Instinct? Also Nah. Mother: *To child.* "[Son], don't go there." Astonishingly,...
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Read Anything But The Metric System… Kid: "How much does Toasty (our dog) weigh?" Me: "About ninety pounds." Kid: *Lo...