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Read Shift Happens Me: "Uh, [Coworker], is that Tupperware for us night shift workers?" Coworker: "Duh! Can't you see...
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Read Maternal Instinct? Nah. Survival Instinct? Also Nah. Mother: *To child.* "[Son], don't go there." Astonishingly,...
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Read Anything But The Metric System… Kid: "How much does Toasty (our dog) weigh?" Me: "About ninety pounds." Kid: *Lo...
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Read Clear Aisles, Clouded Judgment This random woman stares at me. Intentionally looks behind me, then back to me. I...
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Read Trying To Close This Chapter Me: "I’m not sure we can return books." Customer: "And why not? I’m a paying custom...
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Read I had recently graduated from school, as a Medical Esthetician. I was trying to find a position within my field ...
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Read H2-D’oh!, Part 15 Me: "Can you show me how you change her diaper?" Mother: "Yeah, I do it just like in the ads."...
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Read It’s the end of the school year, and Baldur the Wonder Dog and I are wrapping up our last session with one of th...
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Read I had a run in a teacher like this story (https://notalwaysright.com/in-plain-english-you-lose-teach/332001/) gr...
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Read We are doing a cooking lesson at my school. I am a Year 8 and we are cooking rice. We are now going to pour the ...
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Read They Build Houses, While Retail Builds Character Right at the end of this rush, the final customer had four full...
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Read This story takes place back in the ancient times when people were still deciding rather or not they were sold on...
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Read I used to do a bit of computer repair as a side business/ hobby. I got a call from a customer saying that her Ip...
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Read Needs The Coupon To Afford Those Car Payments Cashier: "Ma'am, sir, I've explained three times now that with a c...
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Read A Definitive Closing Argument I'm locking the doors at closing time (actually, a few minutes AFTER closing time)...
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Read Paranormal Activi-Tea Customer Service Rep: "No, ma'am, the whistling sound is normal; nothing to be worried abo...
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Read No Longer Milking This Cash Cow Colleague: "See how he has a quarter-filled gallon of milk?" District Manager: "...
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Read We Wouldn’t Want To Be In This Customer’s Shoes… Woman: "I need a refund on my kid's shoes." I open the box to s...
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Read The Appliance Of Specialist Knowledge Customer: "Excuse me, I need help with your washing machines." Me: "Sure t...
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Read Drive-In And Freak-Out One of these regulars was a small-time lawyer. Unlike many of the early-morning regulars,...