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  • This Line Earns More Per Minute Than You Do

    Read This Line Earns More Per Minute Than You Do I ran a small retail store for a few years. A new guy ends up workin...

  • Do You Think That Counts As An OSHA Violation?

    Read Do You Think That Counts As An OSHA Violation? My husband was attempting to hang a German cuckoo clock from the ...

  • Let’s Hope Things Improve By The Time The Gregorian Calendar Hits 2568

    Read Let’s Hope Things Improve By The Time The Gregorian Calendar Hits 2568 Customer: "Hi. I think there's negative e...

  • Behaving Coldly Toward Your Parents

    Read Behaving Coldly Toward Your Parents Dad: "You don't need air conditioning." Me: "Just because YOU don't need air...

  • Neither The Times Or The Place

    Read Neither The Times Or The Place I'm standing on a subway platform at Times Square. A woman comes up to another pa...

  • Blame Canada! Part 17

    Read Blame Canada! Part 17 Customer: "That's wrong! Thanksgiving isn't until November 23rd! You have your signs up WA...

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    Read I worked in a supermarket in a town about an hour and 30 minutes from the town I lived in. One Wednesday, I fini...

  • The End Of The World Is The Start Of Class

    Read The End Of The World Is The Start Of Class Me: "And then there's the Mayan calendar, which was a little famous f...

  • What Do You Mean No Pillow Mints?!

    Read What Do You Mean No Pillow Mints?! Patient's Daughter: "This is how you call for service." Me: *As sweetly as I ...

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    Read I had to leave my airline call center job because my husband had been laid off from his job and we made the deci...

  • Make Yourself At Home, Not Take It Home

    Read Make Yourself At Home, Not Take It Home Housekeeping comes to the desk and tells me: Housekeeping: "Charge room ...

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    Read My garage is detached. One day I come home to find the door broken open. I cautiously approach my garage and hea...

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    Read When my younger brother was still little, my parents decided to let my grandparents babysit to get some bonding....

  • If You Have It Your Way I’m Going Another Way

    Read If You Have It Your Way I’m Going Another Way I'm so embarrassed going to any business with my mother, but espec...

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    Read I am visiting a used bookstore. People walking by outside can see displays of books through the storefront’s win...

  • The Concept Is Unable To Register

    Read The Concept Is Unable To Register Customer #1: "I don't get it. This register is open, right?" Customer #2: *Fro...

  • This Return Policy Is Sofa King Stupid

    Read This Return Policy Is Sofa King Stupid A large pickup pulls up into our parking lot. I see a full family start u...

  • Coke Zero Comprehension

    Read Coke Zero Comprehension Me: "Coke Zero if you have it, iced tea if you don't." Cashier: "We don't have Pepsi." M...

  • Pebble Dashed Their Attempt At A Free Meal

    Read Pebble Dashed Their Attempt At A Free Meal I was about to answer with a polite "well, if you really insist" when...

  • The Dog Returns, The Worker Doesn’t

    Read The Dog Returns, The Worker Doesn’t Me: "So to be clear, the dog is fine, your girlfriend is fine, you’re fine, ...