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  • Coke Zero Comprehension

    Read Coke Zero Comprehension Me: "Coke Zero if you have it, iced tea if you don't." Cashier: "We don't have Pepsi." M...

  • Pebble Dashed Their Attempt At A Free Meal

    Read Pebble Dashed Their Attempt At A Free Meal I was about to answer with a polite "well, if you really insist" when...

  • The Dog Returns, The Worker Doesn’t

    Read The Dog Returns, The Worker Doesn’t Me: "So to be clear, the dog is fine, your girlfriend is fine, you’re fine, ...

  • Free Meal ≠ Free For All

    Read Free Meal ≠ Free For All Customer: "I have a free meal card! This was one meal for all of us! It should be free!...

  • Can You A-Ford To Sell Like That?

    Read Can You A-Ford To Sell Like That? Across the aisle is the electronics section, where a young man is calling out ...

  • Losing None Of The Magic

    Read Losing None Of The Magic Guest: "I flew all this f****** way—" Cast Member: "—Sir, I would like to gently remind...

  • Parme-sham

    Read Parme-sham Some guy ordered the cheese plate for dessert, so I brought it over and started rattling off the chee...

  • No Fortitude For Longitude, Part 30

    Read No Fortitude For Longitude, Part 30 A customer arrives at the hotel at about 11 AM. Customer: "Here for check-in...

  • Laptop Flop, Part 44

    Read Laptop Flop, Part 44 Me: "This laptop had 6GB of RAM, and you said you were only using it for email and browsing...

  • Managerial Monday Madness

    Read Managerial Monday Madness Manager: "Those are the hours you're scheduled for. You can make them work, or you're ...

  • That Time I Blacked Out And Fixed The Plane

    Read That Time I Blacked Out And Fixed The Plane Passenger: "Hey, they are asking if anyone is willing to move so a m...

  • Blinkers Before Thinkers

    Read Blinkers Before Thinkers Me: "The car ahead has its blinkers on." I don't know how he does it, but I could hear ...

  • Armed With Culture Shocks

    Read Armed With Culture Shocks At one point, we're walking past a major central street to head to where the horse gua...

  • The Family That Beeps Together

    Read The Family That Beeps Together A trio swoops in: a grandmother, a mother, and a little girl who’s maybe four, al...

  • Foster Parents Have A Sole Responsibility

    Read Foster Parents Have A Sole Responsibility Customer: "It ain't buy one get one free?!" Me: "No, ma'am." *I point ...

  • Untitled

    Read Today, my family and I went to a local family restaurant we enjoy. Two of us had gotten our meal by now, and we ...

  • Untitled

    Read My wife and I were driving home from the hardware store with a bucket full of pink paint with which to paint a r...

  • Untitled

    Read (This happened a couple of years ago. I was in the break room, reading about the Greek War of Independence on my...

  • At Least They Told The Tooth

    Read At Least They Told The Tooth Older Woman: "Ma'am, I think I found a piece of tooth in my coleslaw." She is holdi...

  • Untitled

    Read When I was eight, my mother cheated on my dad. They separated a few months later, and she moved with her lover, ...