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Read Anal-gesic Patient: "Well, yeah, the pills I got last time were huge! I have to break them in half to swallow th...
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Read As my dad worked for the German ambassy, I used to live in the United Arab Emirates and went to a German school ...
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Read We went to Albania for a holiday, and being our first time, I pre-booked a taxi from the airport through a trave...
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Read The Suite Smell Of Full Occupancy Me: "Sir, we're completely sold out. We're at 100% occupancy. I quite literall...
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Read Customer: Can you tell me what screws I need to hang this mirror? Me: No problem let me just look at the packagi...
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Read I work for a small city Council, one way we try to keep our citizens informed of what is going on etc is by a we...
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Read A Binding Agreement I had a guy come in with a printed copy of his online basket from our website, mostly binder...
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Read A coworker in Payroll has just gotten off the phone with one of our employees. Coworker: That guy was yelling at...
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Read A Full Tank Of Competence Me: "Hi, I'll get fifty in [fuel type]. I'm the blue [Toyota] on pump six." Cashier: *...
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Read The Bank With Fringe Benefits Caller: "Yeah, so I got a haircut today, and I don't like it." Me: "I'm sorry, ma'...
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Read No Subbing The Coupon For A Free Sub Customer: "I have a coupon for a free sandwich." Cashier: "Great, may I see...
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Read Eggsplosive Breakfast Manager: "He picks up trash, I give him a free food thing, it's all approved, don't worry ...
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Read The Wrong Spin On It Caller: "Do you repair washing machines?" Me: "No, ma'am, we don't." Caller: "But you're li...
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Read Hard Drive A Hard Bargain Customer: "I'll offer you $40 cash, no more." When cheapskates try this, I'm supposed ...
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Read CSI: Customer Shopping Interruption In the morning, my manager told me to show up to my shift as usual, so I got...
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Read Offline Parenting Me: "What is the big f****** deal about looking it up on their website?" Dad: "Only nerdy-a** ...
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Read I’m Looking For An Answer, It’s Blue I'm in a book club, and five of us entered as a team in a local quiz evenin...
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Read The Cherry On Top I'm eating in a diner, and there's a large sign next to the menu: Sign: "Food will not be rema...
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Read What follows is an account of the single greatest moment of human togetherness I think I will ever experience: A...
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Read This story: https://notalwaysright.com/beating-the-bonus-out-of-that-boss/351415/ reminds me of something that h...