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    Read What follows is an account of the single greatest moment of human togetherness I think I will ever experience: A...

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    Read This story: https://notalwaysright.com/beating-the-bonus-out-of-that-boss/351415/ reminds me of something that h...

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    Read I have two friends who recently come out as trans-female, though only one is publicly out and both still look ra...

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    Read My dad was born in 1946 and didn’t have kids until he was in his 40’s, so I, an elder millennial, grew up learni...

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    Read In reading the pizza tales, I was reminded of this one. I was in high school back in the 1990s and decided to pa...

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    Read (My mom has recently had a small informal marriage ceremony with her long-term boyfriend. I am visiting from col...

  • From AAA To A Penny

    Read From AAA To A Penny Customer: "Okay, so I'll take twenty bucks for this one." Gets out another old game. Custome...

  • Allergic To Common Sense, Part 34

    Read Allergic To Common Sense, Part 34 Customer: "I'm allergic to anchovies, so no anchovies on my Caesar salad." Me:...

  • Percolating Before Calculating

    Read Percolating Before Calculating Me: "I, um, I gave you a ten." Barista: "Oh, did you? Thankfully, I'm not accused...

  • Root Vegetable Cause Analysis

    Read Root Vegetable Cause Analysis Manager: *Pointing to the horseradish.* "Was that the last one on sale? Did you ha...

  • Managed To Avoid A Meltdown

    Read Managed To Avoid A Meltdown Me: "Please take your melted candy back." Teen: "But I don't wanna eat that!" Me: "A...

  • What Can We Say, The Girl Is A Fan

    Read What Can We Say, The Girl Is A Fan Today, a family came in with their very small daughter. I'm terrible at guess...

  • Sibling Squabbles Start At Minus Two

    Read Sibling Squabbles Start At Minus Two Brother: "How come I don't get an engagement present?" Me: "You didn't get ...

  • A ‘Spot’ Of Road Rage

    Read A ‘Spot’ Of Road Rage Driver: "Hey! I was going to park there!" Friend: "I got here first, fair and square. Sorr...

  • That’s Nacho Pasta

    Read That’s Nacho Pasta Customer: "I want the spaghetti noodles." Me: "The… what?" Customer: "The spaghetti noodles."...

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    Read *I get back from vacation and meet a coworker I had never met before. She has worked there for over a year, but ...

  • Proving Your Point In A Roundabout Way

    Read Proving Your Point In A Roundabout Way Me: "And I hate roundabouts. I know they’re supposed to be easier than a ...

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    Read During a visit to Mexico, at one point we camped at a hot spring. We hiked upstream, swam in some of the cooler ...

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    Read I’m a hotel cleaner, and male. One of my coworkers is another man who is an “undercover creep” towards women. He...

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    Read I’m frequently on Self-checkout duty at work. Half my job there is asset protection, the other half is IT, betwe...