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Read I call [Health Insurance]. I tell them I have sleep apnea and need a mandibular advancement device, or MAD. They...
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Read A coworker of mine disappeared for a while. This being retail, it’s not uncommon for workers to ghost, but we li...
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Read Deal Or No Deal Customer: "$11.50?!? The deal outside says any two sandwiches for $12!" Me: "Uh, yeah, but one o...
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Read All Checks, No Balances Customer: "So, uh, I just tried to get money from your ATM outside, and it didn't work."...
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Read Off The Rails On Day One On the first day of our orientation, one of the people running it called someone up by ...
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Read The Pizza Resistance Customer: "What the f***?! The customer is always right!? You heard of it? I want my pizza ...
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Read Ginger Licking Good Doesn’t Have The Same Ring To It Friend: "There's one thing I'd like to ask about the mockta...
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Read Internot Yours Caller: "It is illegal for you to shut down my wifi! You don't own the air!" Me: "Do you have a r...
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Read Tell This Coworker To Hush Puppy! Coworker #2: "Well, if you want a good dog, you have to teach them. Don’t want...
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Read My Head Megahertz, Part 4 Customer: "I'm going on a cruise, and I don't want to pay for the wifi as it's too exp...
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Read Slamming The “By The Book” Book Shut We got a new manager not too long ago, and she is a crossed I's and dotted ...
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Read Someone Failed Pie Charts At School Customers would come in all the time and ask what size a small/medium/large ...
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Read Supersize The Rebellion! Customer: "I want a Big Mac, medium fries, and medium Coke." Me: "Okay, that's £6.69, p...
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Read That Boy Knew Exactly What He Was Doing… Me: *Facing the customer who I assume is the 'mom' as she's been standi...
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Read Good Luck Baby-Proofing THAT Me: "[Husband], there is a giant spider on the sofa, can you have a look and see if...
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Read A Tale Of Two Stores The customer starts to storm out, but then sees me beaming. Customer: "Why you making that ...
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Read Garlic Parmemom What she's doing is stirring with a spatula, digging out bits of onion and sauce, licking the wh...
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Read Probably Thought They Were In Westeros, Anyway Me: "I'm surprised we don't have any more Americans in our group....
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Read Pole Position Our gas station has some large, shiny silver pole that protects cars from running into gas pumps. ...
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Read We ate at a fast food restaurant for lunch today. I was sitting at the table while my mom was in the bathroom wh...