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  • Garlic Parmemom

    Read Garlic Parmemom What she's doing is stirring with a spatula, digging out bits of onion and sauce, licking the wh...

  • Probably Thought They Were In Westeros, Anyway

    Read Probably Thought They Were In Westeros, Anyway Me: "I'm surprised we don't have any more Americans in our group....

  • Pole Position

    Read Pole Position Our gas station has some large, shiny silver pole that protects cars from running into gas pumps. ...

  • Untitled

    Read We ate at a fast food restaurant for lunch today. I was sitting at the table while my mom was in the bathroom wh...

  • Born To Be Mild

    Read Born To Be Mild Before I got into medical school, I was volunteering in the ER. I walked in one night, and a tec...

  • Untitled

    Read My mom and I started noticing that one of our cats was looking a bit skinny while eating his notmal amount, so w...

  • Untitled

    Read My in-laws have this mentality that everything one of the family members owns is community property unless speci...

  • The Store Is Locked, Loaded, And Ready To Go! The Customer, Not So Much…

    Read The Store Is Locked, Loaded, And Ready To Go! The Customer, Not So Much… Customer: "Hi, your jewelry cases aren’...

  • Untitled

    Read There’s a local food place I frequent for lunch. Recently, I have noticed that the servers started some sort of ...

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    Read My oldest two grandsons are cousins born 22 days apart. At the time of this incident they were thirteen, and goo...

  • That’s Becoming A Wheel Problem

    Read That’s Becoming A Wheel Problem Me: "Hmm, brakes are snappy. The chain has zero rust and zero stretch. This bike...

  • Untitled

    Read In the US, at least, public opinion of government workers, both bureaucrats and elected officials, is generally ...

  • Customer Service At Face Value

    Read Customer Service At Face Value Boss: "She filled out a survey about her visit, using the code on her receipt. Sh...

  • Not The Brightest Of Ideas

    Read Not The Brightest Of Ideas Customer: "I need you guys to close early every night, because the light from your st...

  • Social Insecurity, Part 11

    Read Social Insecurity, Part 11 Caller: *Freaks out.* "I'm not telling you my social out loud! I'm in a busy coffee s...

  • Not Your Typical Case

    Read Not Your Typical Case One day, our Training Director left for a meeting. As he reversed out from under the build...

  • The Spirit Of The Law

    Read The Spirit Of The Law Customer: *Yanking on the door handle, shouting through the glass.* "Hey! The door is stuc...

  • Take Away 12% And I Am 100% Out Of Here

    Read Take Away 12% And I Am 100% Out Of Here Me: *Barely polite now.* "Excuse me, but I’m not misinformed. If you wan...

  • Keeps Missing The Target

    Read Keeps Missing The Target Me: "Sorry, ma'am, that's the wrong card. I need to see your Sam's Club membership card...

  • Making A Meal Out Of Mismanagement

    Read Making A Meal Out Of Mismanagement The second weekend I worked, I developed a little sniffle. I made my "self-se...