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Read Sailing Past The Point Of Rescue Passenger: "When do we get to Sicily? We're really looking forward to seeing it...
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Read Mini-Mum’s The Word Rather than getting any sort of praise (this company has felt anti-praise since I started) o...
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Read What Do They Say About Spilled Milk? Customer: "You need to pay for my car to be detailed!" Me: "Uh… why?" Custo...
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Read Neither Snow Nor Rain Nor Gloom Of Irony Customer: "Why are you catering to all the foreigners and immigrants?!"...
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Read There’s Breaking In The New Guy, And There’s The New Guy Breaking Coworkers Trainer: "I should warn you, [Cowork...
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Read Just Plane Wrong Passenger: "Wait, we're landing already?!" Me: "Yes, ma'am. It's only a two-hour flight." Passe...
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Read The Mother Of All Double Features! Mother arrives, and I'm a little stumped. Although we have a great relationsh...
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Read A Weather Report With Military Precision Sergeant: "Well, do you know the difference between winter and summer u...
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Read A Useless Cash Back And Forth Customer: "You forgot to remind me that I wanted cash back! I need money in my pur...
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Read Okay, anybody want to help with… whatever this is? We’ve just got a new boss, hired from outside of the company....
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Read Teacher Surprised That A Child Has Seen ‘The Lion King’ Teacher: "Never mind, sorry. Stop staring out of the win...
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Read (I have a mesh of large scars across my back from an accident when I was a kid. I’m not particularly self-consci...
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Read Pre-Flight Turbulence Woman: "I can’t believe you wouldn’t trade your seat for a kid." Me: "Ma'am, I paid extra ...
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Read When I was little, like four or five, we were going on a looong roadtrip – from the far north of Sweden to a wed...
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Read [In 2014, my home state of Colorado legalized recreational use of marijuana. Reactions from across the country r...
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Read Bread The Room I'm a new worker in a bead store located in a busy tourist marketplace. The word "Bead" was right...
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Read This one goes back to around 20 years ago just after I got married. Returned to work after the honeymoon and one...
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Read I work in a warehouse for a very large corporation. I am the on site HR person in this location. I share an offi...
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Read Nailing Down The Details Customer: "Where’s your Home Improvement section?" Me: "Sir, this is a hardware store, ...
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Read Repeat Receipt Me: "Ma'am, you see this little mark in the corner?" Customer: "What about it?" Me: "That means y...