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Read Running Low On Funds And Manners Customer: "Get me [liquor bottle] from back there." I move to do so, standing u...
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Read A Matter Of Principal Caller: "I just got my mortgage statement from you, and you've spelled principal wrong on ...
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Read Someone Needs To Be Held Accountable, Part 2 So, we wait until 4:30 PM. Still no bus, and we close in three hour...
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Read This One’s For The Bean Counters Manager: "We still haven't shifted those?!" Me: "No. They're down to fifty cent...
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Read The Invisible Shoppers We were visiting Spain, and we were in a very large department store. We saw something we...
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Read Just Paper Roll With It Customer: "I got these yesterday when I was getting some other things. The wife uses the...
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Read Cut From A Better Cloth Cashier: "Uh oh, this one, the label says one twenty five, but it's ringing up at a doll...
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Read A Uniform Response, Part 7 Customer: "If you're wearing a work shirt in the store, you're on the clock, PERIOD!"...
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Read A Very Profitable Autocorrect I tried to call them again and explain what happened, and the lady on the phone wa...
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Read Pressing The Issue An old lady approaches the returns desk: Customer: "I want to return this, and I have my rece...
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Read The Pick-Up Artist Manager: *Rushing in.* "Excuse me, can I see your [delivery app] order on your phone?" Custom...
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Read A Taxing Experience For Everyone Me: "I've never been spoken to this way during a tax appointment." Accountant: ...
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Read Misplaced Anger In The Bagging Area Customer: "This is crazy! You got like, fifteen checkout lanes in this store...
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Read For Dad, It Was Loaf At First Sight Mom: "Why would anyone make that? I can feel my arteries atrophy just LOOKIN...
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Read I Know You From Daycare But I Am Not A Daycare Parent: "Oh, we’re just dropping off our little one. Will be back...
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Read The Luck Of The Draw(er Policy) Customer: "Gimme [cigarettes] and [scratchcard tickets]." I lay them down for hi...
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Read I work as a receptionist for an auto repair shop, and have been here for about a year and a half at the time of ...
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Read Gotta Patch ’Em All A patient has come in for a vaccine, and I'm about to give him a small bandage to put over t...
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Read My mom recently installed a bidet attachment to her toilet. While visiting for Christmas, I decided to give it a...
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Read After a divorce, I’ve just moved from the waterfront suburbs outside Baltimore, to downtown Martinsburg, WV. Non...