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Read After a divorce, I’ve just moved from the waterfront suburbs outside Baltimore, to downtown Martinsburg, WV. Non...
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Read Don’t Be An Alias-hole Me: "I will need to see a form of identification that has your full name on it." Guest: "...
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Read This story involves two high school classes, Spanish and history. Our Spanish teacher was very laid back, and wo...
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Read The club I attend regularly is run by volunteers. So this one time I went, there was a guy behind the bar whose ...
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Read Pardon My French… Or Whatever That Was Customer: "We'd like [two house menu cocktails], [appetiser], and a for c...
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Read Okay I’m back with the last installment of The Chronicles of Cousin Joe. I believe when we last left off . Joes ...
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Read I Scream Employee: "Okay, ma'am, your order number is six… seven." Customer: "Oh no!" Read I Scream
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Read Saydi What Now? Customer: "Can you tell me where the saydi's are?" Me: "Saydi's?" Customer: "Yeah, I'm lookin' f...
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Read Good Bi, Guys Young Man #2: "Seriously? This place is packed. Where are all the other ladies?" Bar Friend: "Uh, ...
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Read As Sara I Know, I’m The Only One Coworker: "I never would have guessed you were going through the same thing." M...
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Read Making Change For The Better Customer: "Oh, you gave me two fives instead of a twenty and a five." My manager ha...
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Read The Rinse-and-Repeat Résumé Me: "We're always accepting resumes." She rummages in her purse and pulls out a piec...
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Read Every Romcom With Aplomb! Customer: "There is a guy and a girl, and they meet up and fall in love." Me: "Well, s...
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Read A Few Cracks In That Sales Technique I hold out my hands, expecting her to tear open the sample dose of lotion s...
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Read Card-Carrying Criminal I work at an upscale department store. My coworker walks over to me and says quietly: Cow...
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Read Electrical Issue Is Causing Sparks The electricians found out what we were doing and had a meltdown (no pun inte...
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Read Some Customers Are The Wurst I used to work in the men's clothing department of a department store. I do a doubl...
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Read Silica You Later! Customer: "So, my husband dumped the powder from the preservative packet in with the food and ...
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Read Good Manners Should Be Parcel For The Course We arrived back home fine and finally got Internet, and a stream of...
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Read Hopefully, He Won’t Try THAT Again Cashier: "Is that everything for you today?" Guy: "Nah, can I get your phone ...