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  • At This Rate Never Pick A Fight With Any Old Woman…, Part 4

    Read At This Rate Never Pick A Fight With Any Old Woman…, Part 4 Then one day she starts dating [Girlfriend]. Now [Gi...

  • Don’t Toot Your Own Horn

    Read Don’t Toot Your Own Horn My dad was having car trouble and was blocking a guy in a convertible with "two gorgeou...

  • Due Process Meets Due Payment

    Read Due Process Meets Due Payment Me: "I can see that the charge is for a late payment fee from the previous month."...

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    Read In my junior year of high school, I had this one geology class that I really enjoyed. Towards the end of the sch...

  • We Wish We Hadn’t Heard That

    Read We Wish We Hadn’t Heard That One of the attendees searches in his bag and sighs: Attendee #1: "Oh gosh, I have f...

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    Read For our sophomore honors English class we had a woman teacher who for some reason was very hard on the guys in t...

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    Read I’m at a convention, signing books at a table with another author, who I hadn’t met previously. A friend comes u...

  • The Pricing Structure Is Just Smoking And Mirrors

    Read The Pricing Structure Is Just Smoking And Mirrors Me: "That'll be [total]." Customer #1: *Dramatic.* "How much?!...

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    Read So I have a co worker who is well a little bit gullible. Everytime he watches a conspiracy theory video on you t...

  • Not A (Day)Care In The World

    Read Not A (Day)Care In The World Me: "Are we gonna let this happen, or are we allowed to step up?" Coworker: "No use...

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    Read (This interaction was so cute, I just had to share it with everyone. I’m in the elevator, and there’s a grandmot...

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    Read Welcome to another episode of the Chronicles of Joe. Hopefully you have read part 1 that I submitted where I tal...

  • Cart Be Bothered

    Read Cart Be Bothered A customer has just checked out and has left her cart at my register. As she's walking away: Me...

  • Like Butter Scraped Over Too Much Bread

    Read Like Butter Scraped Over Too Much Bread Caller: "Wait, why are you charging me for 130 people?" Manager: "Didn't...

  • Room For Misinterpretation

    Read Room For Misinterpretation Me: "Good evening, this is [My Name] from the front desk. One of my colleagues will d...

  • Resorting To Retorting About Extorting

    Read Resorting To Retorting About Extorting When the time came to pay the bill, the public body that hired me was lat...

  • A Fully Public Reading

    Read A Fully Public Reading One day, I went up to the second floor to pull holds, and heard someone having an extreme...

  • It’s Like Herding Stray Carts

    Read It’s Like Herding Stray Carts Me: "While I'm off dealing with this, can you collect the stray carts from the par...

  • Grave Miscommunication

    Read Grave Miscommunication Caller: "Yes, I've walked past, and I can see there has been a break-in!" Me: "Right... D...

  • Saying Shoe To Bad Customers

    Read Saying Shoe To Bad Customers Me: "Thank you for calling [Company] service desk. How may I direct your call?" Cal...