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Read Grave Miscommunication Caller: "Yes, I've walked past, and I can see there has been a break-in!" Me: "Right... D...
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Read Saying Shoe To Bad Customers Me: "Thank you for calling [Company] service desk. How may I direct your call?" Cal...
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Read That Was A Badge Decision Coworker: "This is not how we do things in [Her Country]." Manager: "We are not in [He...
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Read The More You Read, The Better It Gets Customer's Mother: "I'd like to apologize for her actions yesterday. I did...
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Read This Lawyer Gets A Ringing Endorsement! Legal Assistant: "There was a typo on [Lawyer]'s business cards. Instead...
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Read The Only Thing You’re Being Served Is Consequences I work in a mall food court. We get a lot of special needs cu...
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Read Generally Admitting That They’re Idiots Customer: "Four general admission tickets." Me: "Unfortunately, we're so...
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Read The Office Needs A One Bite Policy Coworker: "You took a bite out of every sandwich there?" Intern: "Yeah, but i...
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Read Closing Time? Scratch That! Me: "Hey! We're closed." Customer: "You can close when I go." Me: "No, we're already...
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Read Another One Bytes The Bus Brother-In-Law: "What is it?! What's wrong!?" Me: "You have…" *Counts.* "…nine toolbar...
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Read Logic Has Gone Extinct Me: "As for me, I'm fascinated by the historic nature of myths. My thesis is actually abo...
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Read This Scam Would Have Benefitted From Twenty-Twenty Vision I am at the register, and I give the customer his chan...
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Read Greetings and welcome to my mini series about my Cousin Joe. Why is this a mini series? My cousin Joe has done q...
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Read A Cat-astrophic Handling Error New Vet Tech: "Okay, let’s get her checked out." Me: "She’s really not into being...
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Read I was at a large mall department store looking for a nice dress to wear for a special occasion. I’m over 65, 5’0...
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Read At the beginning of covid a lot of products had a limit of 1 to a customer. I had a lady come in asking for 12 1...
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Read I Decline To Accept This Treatment Anymore He gave me his card to close out, and it declined. I never vocalize t...
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Read I used to take on the occasional freelance illustration commissions and a friend of a friend contacted me via fa...
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Read I once found a collar with an AirTag outside my Dad’s house. I managed to track down the owner, and return it, c...
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Read Your Lack Of Two Quarters Holds No Quarter With Me Customer: "Hey! Yesterday, that was fifty cents!" Me: "That's...