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    Read I worked In a copy and print center for a law firm. This department was mainly female with a couple of males in ...

  • Sorry, Sir, We Don’t Sell… THAT

    Read Sorry, Sir, We Don’t Sell… THAT Me: *To phone.* "Search the internet for pictures of peanut butter." I am about ...

  • Shorely You Jest

    Read Shorely You Jest Guest: "Why is a five-star resort allowing its private beach to have so much sand! It gets ever...

  • Cat Call Of Duty

    Read Cat Call Of Duty Teenage Boy #1: "Okay, moooooom!" Teenage Boy #2: "Who invited this old lady?! It's past her be...

  • I Will (Week)End You

    Read I Will (Week)End You Me: "I’m a young single mum, I’ll do every other Saturday, but I’m not going to be availabl...

  • They’ve Been (Bio)Wasted

    Read They’ve Been (Bio)Wasted Customer: "Don't leave the register! It's slow enough as it is and I'm f****** hungry!"...

  • IDing The Bully

    Read IDing The Bully Customer: "Why do I have to deal with the special cashier?! Go get someone normal whose brain is...

  • The Brief Life of Boxers

    Read The Brief Life of Boxers I work for a company that sells primarily (not cheap) underwear. Email From Customer: "...

  • When The Dad Jokes Just Flow

    Read When The Dad Jokes Just Flow My dad has been sober from alcohol for over thirty years. He can be around it witho...

  • Pasta La Vista, Baby

    Read Pasta La Vista, Baby Roommate: "Why does this always happen? My pasta is mush!" Me: "Wait, you're still boiling ...

  • Trash Back Guarantee

    Read Trash Back Guarantee I'm a cart pusher at a large grocery store. I'm sweeping the sidewalk by the entrance to th...

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    Read Let’s say my MIL’s name is Jennifer Smith. My husband and I bought a house that (MIL) used to rent out but wante...

  • You Ruined His Designs

    Read You Ruined His Designs We knew [Student #2] from classes we attended together; he seemed a bit of an oddball (so...

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    Read [My paternal grandparents were Russian immigrants, and only spoke Russian when my dad was young. He didn’t learn...

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    Read Following a recent hurricane, our local area was impacted with power outages and some limited damage. Client day...

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    Read This coffee shop has seen more of my life than my own apartment. It’s small, cozy, with that dim lighting that m...

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    Read On the Saturday before this story takes place, our factory had an open house for employee’s families. In front o...

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    Read I’m visiting my parents for a few days. We’ve had our afternoon coffee and Dad turns on the tv to watch the tenn...

  • Self-Check Yourself Before You Securely Wreck Yourself

    Read Self-Check Yourself Before You Securely Wreck Yourself The swearing I could tolerate. The bad attitude I could t...

  • Express Yourself At The Express Checkout, Part 3

    Read Express Yourself At The Express Checkout, Part 3 Customer: "Can't you go any faster?!" Me: *Talking as slow as a...