Entries
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Read Initiating Potty Protocol Manager: "I'm writing you up for not informing anyone about your bathroom breaks." I m...
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Read The Balm Before the Storm, Part 2 Me: "Ma'am, is the nature of your complaint that your bank teller put on some ...
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Read An A-Peeling Counter Strategy I see a customer peeling oranges in the produce section and placing them into one ...
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Read This Store Requires A Pre-Pre-Pre-Reading Boss: "Actually, the account team is probably going to want eyes on it...
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Read I met a guy through a dating website. We had rollerskating in common, so we went to a rollerskating rink for our...
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Read We’ve Got A Cancellation Front Moving In Me: "Good afternoon! Checking in?" Guest: "No! We were supposed to be, ...
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Read Dispensing Facts Pharmacist: "As I said, you can complain, but I will make sure our head office knows that your ...
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Read Technical Reports Abhor A Vacuum IT Guy: "…Can you stop for a second?" Coworker: "It’s fine, I do this all the t...
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Read When The Scam Runs Cold Customer: *Looking right at me, through the steam.* "I'm not paying. It's cold." Me: "Du...
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Read Fish & Chips With A Side Of Guesswork Worker: "It'll be ready in [garbled] minutes." Me: "Sorry, was that 15 or ...
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Read Dealing With Some Customers Is A Laughing Matter Customer: "I said no talking!" Me: "We weren't talking to you, ...
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Read Take From My Tips I Take From Your Trips I got the tool, but didn't quite know how to use it. A coworker saw my ...
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Read Paying The Idiot Tax, Part 2 Me: "Sir, would you like me to apply—" Customer: "—No, I don't want to apply, and d...
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Read Buzzkill Now, at this new store, the powers that be had the buzzer to call the warehouse placed in the office in...
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Read When You’re Amply Qualified Coworker: *Confused, looking at me.* "[My Name]… did you just lie to this customer?"...
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Read Lobbying For Breakfast Me: "I'm sorry to hear that." Guest: "…and?" Me: "And what, madam?" Guest: "You're sorry ...
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Read Missing All The Signals Boss: "[Coworker], you can sign, right? Sign language?" Coworker: "Yup! Need me to sign ...
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Read This Song Has Bean Around Too Long I'm singing Old MacDonald which is a nursery rhyme with farm animals and thei...
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Read Trying To Decline Reality Caller: "I'm gonna sue you all!" Me: "Sorry, ma'am, what is your issue?" Caller: "My c...
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Read There’s A Sting In This Tale Mom: "Look, I know your husband is a police officer." Pause. Mom: "Yes, I know that...