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Read Living On Karma Street I was in the planning stages for acquiring a shed for my backyard. Although we had decide...
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Read We Don’t Cover The Parking Lot I work at a call center for a car insurance company. Caller: "I need you to find ...
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Read I work in housekeeping at a fairly nice hotel. We offer mid-term stays for professionals who need a place to liv...
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Read Banana Drama, Part 11 Me: "[Teacher], they eat meat, fruit, and ants." She looked at me with a deathly glare. Te...
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Read Prescribed For Rhythm And Blues Coworker: "Mr. [Patient] is asking for a refill on… and I'm quoting directly her...
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Read My dad and I attended a game for our local minor league baseball team. We have been to many games, and before ea...
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Read Thievery So Audacious You’re At A Loss (Prevention) Family Member: "I want the charges to be dropped. [Shop Lift...
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Read I worked at a childcare center. One of my coworkers was a “float,” meaning that she works in all the different c...
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Read The Authentication Agitation Angry Husband: "Why do you need all this information? Just transfer me already!" Me...
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Read I’m sitting in the living room while my mom is a having a conversation with her friend on the speakerphone. Her ...
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Read This is about my cousin let’s call him John, his wife Amy, and Johns best friend Doug. John and Amy got married ...
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Read It’s Just Not App-ening, Part 6 Customer: "What's this 'app' thing?" Cashier: "It's a mobile app, sir. Like on y...
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Read Maybe Try In July To Enjoy A Certain Phrase… Me: "Sir, these are Christmas items." Customer: "Unwanted Christmas...
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Read Romance Isn’t Dead, But It’s On A Deadline I used to work at a card store. It's ten minutes before closing on Va...
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Read My Days Of Not Taking You Seriously Are Certainly Coming To A Middle Me: "I've been going by my middle name my e...
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Read They Supersized Their Expectations Guest: "Where's the nearest McDonald's?" Me: "It's in the city centre. If you...
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Read Taking An Elevator To A Higher Calling I worked for several years as a civilian contractor on a naval base. Our ...
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Read It’s Like Watching An Unstoppable Force Meet An Immovable Object, Part 3 Customer: "I've always caused a scene t...
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Read You Can’t Power Steer Into A Powerful Parking Spot Boss: "How dare you take that spot! It wasn’t yours!" Me: *Up...
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Read Calling The Manager (Southern) Bell, Part 2 Customer: "—I don't care! It's your job to have what I want, and I w...