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  • The Drive To Review

    Read The Drive To Review I was now convinced the dealership never had this specific car on the lot and that this was ...

  • Installer: The Game

    Read Installer: The Game Me: "What happens after you've inserted disc one?" Caller: "I haven't done that yet?" Me: "D...

  • Don’t They Know That The Checkout Clerks Judge EVERY Customer?!

    Read Don’t They Know That The Checkout Clerks Judge EVERY Customer?! Manager: "She complained about you." Me: "Me?! W...

  • Your Boss Is Leaving You Between A Rock And A Hard Place

    Read Your Boss Is Leaving You Between A Rock And A Hard Place Me: "My kidney stone operation. They're going to remove...

  • Doing It In Your Head Is A Calculated Risk

    Read Doing It In Your Head Is A Calculated Risk Customer: "You work at a bank! You should be able to add them all in ...

  • Dr. Mom, MD (Mostly Dubious)

    Read Dr. Mom, MD (Mostly Dubious) Mom: "You need to stop staying up so late! I bet that's why you've got a cold!" Me:...

  • Meat Me In The Meat Aisle

    Read Meat Me In The Meat Aisle Customer: "Can you believe this? Do you see this? This is crazy, completely crazy. The...

  • And That’s How The Scam-Cookie Crumbles, Part 2

    Read And That’s How The Scam-Cookie Crumbles, Part 2 Customer: "Your chocolate chips have gone bad." I glance at the ...

  • Untitled

    Read My dad told me a story taking place travelling around Europe. Unfortunately he can’t remember which. He was on t...

  • Untitled

    Read I would like to preface this by saying that my grandmother is usually a smart person, but at the point in time t...

  • Untitled

    Read I spent a brief period without the option of ignoring calls from unknown numbers. After that period ended, getti...

  • When You Are Unable, Try Managerial Enable!

    Read When You Are Unable, Try Managerial Enable! Customer: "There’s no alcohol in it." Me: "I know, but in order for ...

  • Untitled

    Read I’m a college student living at home. Given that I’m a young woman who’s frequently out late, my parents gift me...

  • Be Kind And Rewind That Attitude

    Read Be Kind And Rewind That Attitude A guy comes in with a VCR, a rather unusual unit as it's for European rather th...

  • Untitled

    Read My husband and I were going out for a datenight and had decided that our daughter was old enough now to be trust...

  • Untitled

    Read [I used to work as a substitute teacher while applying to be a regular teacher. One day, I got hired for just th...

  • Stirring The Drinks And The Pot

    Read Stirring The Drinks And The Pot Customer: "We all want margaritas!" I go make them and bring them out to the tab...

  • We Hope You Wore Gloves…

    Read We Hope You Wore Gloves… I owned a computer repair business for a few years. A woman brings in a laptop slammed ...

  • Leaving A Scalding Review

    Read Leaving A Scalding Review His fingers and tongue both realize how hot the pizza is at the same time, and he drop...

  • Breast To Just Keep Your Mouth Shut

    Read Breast To Just Keep Your Mouth Shut Owner: "Where are you going?" Colleague: "Breastfeeding leave." Owner: "You ...