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    Read This story (https://notalwaysright.com/bit-of-an-underreaction/325478/) reminded me of something that happened t...

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    Read I used to work a sales job, specifically pitching charities to people on the street. People were pretty decent f...

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    Read I’m working at the self checkout section and I see the light at one of the registers go red which means the pers...

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    Read *I wouldn’t say I’m a klutz exactly but I do manage to injure myself in the strangest ways (I’ve sprained my ank...

  • Running On Empty Upstairs

    Read Running On Empty Upstairs The customer apparently didn't expect to have to pay for his gas because he had to unl...

  • Making Dough By Making Dough

    Read Making Dough By Making Dough Customer: "Does it feel sad that you're stuck in this dead-end job on minimum wage ...

  • When They Send You An Extra Bill

    Read When They Send You An Extra Bill Dad: "Excuse me, miss, I think you gave me the wrong change—" She immediately s...

  • There Might Be No Magic School Bus But There IS A Magic Words Bus

    Read There Might Be No Magic School Bus But There IS A Magic Words Bus The bus stops at a stop where two guys are wai...

  • “Grounds” For Termination

    Read “Grounds” For Termination Midway through the day, we were in the break room. She gestures at two large full bags...

  • There’s No Daylight Saving Some People, Part 2

    Read There’s No Daylight Saving Some People, Part 2 Me: "Uh, sir, it’s 2 PM." Customer: *Points to his analogue wrist...

  • Not Getting It By Half

    Read Not Getting It By Half Employee: "You got charged for two toppings." Me: "No, it's one topping. ½ plus ½ equals ...

  • Locked Out Of The Refund Option

    Read Locked Out Of The Refund Option Customer: "I need to return this, obviously!" Me: "It looks like it was sawn in ...

  • Insert Laptop To Continue

    Read Insert Laptop To Continue Me: "Can you show me what’s wrong?" She then tries to power on the docking station and...

  • A Standard Sample Of The Customer Base

    Read A Standard Sample Of The Customer Base Coworker: "He’s had, like, nine of the brownies. He even tried to be trip...

  • Somewhere In There Is An April Fool

    Read Somewhere In There Is An April Fool Customer: "Where's your Father's Day ad? I want to see what sales you have f...

  • This Line Earns More Per Minute Than You Do

    Read This Line Earns More Per Minute Than You Do I ran a small retail store for a few years. A new guy ends up workin...

  • Do You Think That Counts As An OSHA Violation?

    Read Do You Think That Counts As An OSHA Violation? My husband was attempting to hang a German cuckoo clock from the ...

  • Let’s Hope Things Improve By The Time The Gregorian Calendar Hits 2568

    Read Let’s Hope Things Improve By The Time The Gregorian Calendar Hits 2568 Customer: "Hi. I think there's negative e...

  • Behaving Coldly Toward Your Parents

    Read Behaving Coldly Toward Your Parents Dad: "You don't need air conditioning." Me: "Just because YOU don't need air...

  • Neither The Times Or The Place

    Read Neither The Times Or The Place I'm standing on a subway platform at Times Square. A woman comes up to another pa...