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  • Blame Canada! Part 17

    Read Blame Canada! Part 17 Customer: "That's wrong! Thanksgiving isn't until November 23rd! You have your signs up WA...

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    Read I worked in a supermarket in a town about an hour and 30 minutes from the town I lived in. One Wednesday, I fini...

  • The End Of The World Is The Start Of Class

    Read The End Of The World Is The Start Of Class Me: "And then there's the Mayan calendar, which was a little famous f...

  • What Do You Mean No Pillow Mints?!

    Read What Do You Mean No Pillow Mints?! Patient's Daughter: "This is how you call for service." Me: *As sweetly as I ...

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    Read I had to leave my airline call center job because my husband had been laid off from his job and we made the deci...

  • Make Yourself At Home, Not Take It Home

    Read Make Yourself At Home, Not Take It Home Housekeeping comes to the desk and tells me: Housekeeping: "Charge room ...

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    Read My garage is detached. One day I come home to find the door broken open. I cautiously approach my garage and hea...

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    Read When my younger brother was still little, my parents decided to let my grandparents babysit to get some bonding....

  • If You Have It Your Way I’m Going Another Way

    Read If You Have It Your Way I’m Going Another Way I'm so embarrassed going to any business with my mother, but espec...

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    Read I am visiting a used bookstore. People walking by outside can see displays of books through the storefront’s win...

  • The Concept Is Unable To Register

    Read The Concept Is Unable To Register Customer #1: "I don't get it. This register is open, right?" Customer #2: *Fro...

  • This Return Policy Is Sofa King Stupid

    Read This Return Policy Is Sofa King Stupid A large pickup pulls up into our parking lot. I see a full family start u...

  • Coke Zero Comprehension

    Read Coke Zero Comprehension Me: "Coke Zero if you have it, iced tea if you don't." Cashier: "We don't have Pepsi." M...

  • Pebble Dashed Their Attempt At A Free Meal

    Read Pebble Dashed Their Attempt At A Free Meal I was about to answer with a polite "well, if you really insist" when...

  • The Dog Returns, The Worker Doesn’t

    Read The Dog Returns, The Worker Doesn’t Me: "So to be clear, the dog is fine, your girlfriend is fine, you’re fine, ...

  • Free Meal ≠ Free For All

    Read Free Meal ≠ Free For All Customer: "I have a free meal card! This was one meal for all of us! It should be free!...

  • Can You A-Ford To Sell Like That?

    Read Can You A-Ford To Sell Like That? Across the aisle is the electronics section, where a young man is calling out ...

  • Losing None Of The Magic

    Read Losing None Of The Magic Guest: "I flew all this f****** way—" Cast Member: "—Sir, I would like to gently remind...

  • Parme-sham

    Read Parme-sham Some guy ordered the cheese plate for dessert, so I brought it over and started rattling off the chee...

  • No Fortitude For Longitude, Part 30

    Read No Fortitude For Longitude, Part 30 A customer arrives at the hotel at about 11 AM. Customer: "Here for check-in...