Entries
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Read Laptop Flop, Part 44 Me: "This laptop had 6GB of RAM, and you said you were only using it for email and browsing...
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Read Managerial Monday Madness Manager: "Those are the hours you're scheduled for. You can make them work, or you're ...
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Read That Time I Blacked Out And Fixed The Plane Passenger: "Hey, they are asking if anyone is willing to move so a m...
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Read Blinkers Before Thinkers Me: "The car ahead has its blinkers on." I don't know how he does it, but I could hear ...
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Read Armed With Culture Shocks At one point, we're walking past a major central street to head to where the horse gua...
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Read The Family That Beeps Together A trio swoops in: a grandmother, a mother, and a little girl who’s maybe four, al...
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Read Foster Parents Have A Sole Responsibility Customer: "It ain't buy one get one free?!" Me: "No, ma'am." *I point ...
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Read Today, my family and I went to a local family restaurant we enjoy. Two of us had gotten our meal by now, and we ...
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Read My wife and I were driving home from the hardware store with a bucket full of pink paint with which to paint a r...
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Read (This happened a couple of years ago. I was in the break room, reading about the Greek War of Independence on my...
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Read At Least They Told The Tooth Older Woman: "Ma'am, I think I found a piece of tooth in my coleslaw." She is holdi...
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Read When I was eight, my mother cheated on my dad. They separated a few months later, and she moved with her lover, ...
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Read (Our pastor is giving a sermon and using customer service as an example.) Pastor: “Because ‘The customer is alwa...
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Read The Day You Almost Became THAT Customer I realize that the woman ahead of us is returning a large number of item...
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Read Around 2013 my daughter was working at a big New York university in a department that got government grants to p...
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Read It’s Easy To Get Lost In IKEA But This Is Ridiculous All the kids have vests with numbers on them, and parents f...
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Read Paint Me Skeptical Me: "Ma'am, this is half empty." Customer: "But it's also half full!" Me: "Cute philosophy, b...
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Read When The Sandwich Gets Extra Consequence Sauce Customer: "Make sure you get my sandwich right this time. This is...
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Read As The Returns Churns Employee: *Into her radio.* "Was Michael working returns recently?" Radio: "Uh… yeah." Emp...
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Read The Inner Child Came Out Today Customer: "Where's the TV?! The one from the ad!" Me: "There are still two in the...