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Read Failed By Collective Intelligence One day, my wife and I were visiting, and I saw that there were a bunch of bot...
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Read When Class Meets Sass Me: "How was your first day at school?" Neighbour's Daughter: "It was nice. I was the pret...
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Read Free-Range Flames I work in a wood-fired pizza restaurant. Customer: "Is the fire in your pizza oven organic?" M...
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Read Well, since autism is in the news, let’s share a really interesting fact: did you, dear reader, know autistic pe...
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Read Dead Air I work in a sleep medicine clinic. I had a patient come in complaining that his CPAP was giving him a r...
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Read Our baby daughter goes to daycare two days a week. The upside of that is that we have some extra time and that s...
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Read Wasn’t Prepared For This Wonton Kindness Not three minutes later, they came down, with an odd look on their face...
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Read This happens a few years ago during the baby formula shortage. I’m working the fitting room in a big box store. ...
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Read Our store has a deal with our local food bank. We’ve never sold food in the past and never will. When we recieve...
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Read I was at the local big supermarket today with my mom. Did I want to go, ehhh. But that’s not relevant what is, i...
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Read This Dollar Tree Contains No Forbidden Fruit Customer: *Lays her things for me to check out.* "So, I have to kno...
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Read (for context: I work in a call center that deals roadside assistance under various car warranties and leasing co...
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Read Not Losing My Temper… Or My Job Me: "I am looking for a letter of authorization, did you—" Caller: "—I already s...
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Read Heard Of The Law? Kinda A Big Deal Customer: "Then get me a manager who can do me a deal." Me: "No, the manager ...
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Read When Mankind Hits Guac Bottom Customer: "I know your avocados are on sale, but I wasn't expecting them to be thi...
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Read All Your Knowledge Base Are Belong To Us Me: "Yeah, that's what Google told me as well. Didn't work." Call Cente...
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Read Dog Food For Thought Customer: "Do you have any Blue Buffalo brand dog food that has no "pro van" in it? I don't...
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Read Flip The Script Now I had a lot of training on computers, and my specialty was user interfaces and beta-testing ...
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Read Shocked When They Find Out What’s In Store… Customer: "But I need [item]?! Why can't you order it for me?!" Mana...
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Read When “Break A Leg” Becomes A Threat Performer: "What if there's an emergency while you're on break?" Stage Manag...