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  • Quesa-Dilla With It

    Read Quesa-Dilla With It Customer: "I don't need a menu! I just ordered on the phone!" Me: "Yes, you ordered burritos...

  • Untitled

    Read I work at a gas station and have just gotten off shift. Man: “Hey, lady! I need you to help me buy cigarettes. I...

  • Untitled

    Read [I was a high school teacher. We’re instructed to be aware of students who are being abused, and to look for sig...

  • Knock Knock. Who’s Not Learning?

    Read Knock Knock. Who’s Not Learning? Customer: "Why isn't this door unlocked?! I come here EVERY SUNDAY, AND THIS DO...

  • Untitled

    Read This happened years ago, when I was a teenager and still in high school. It’d been a long day between school its...

  • Color Me Skeptical

    Read Color Me Skeptical Me: "What size is that?" Customer: "XX." Me: "I'm sorry, that's the largest size we carry." C...

  • When The Baggage Is A Bit Emotional

    Read When The Baggage Is A Bit Emotional I then went upstairs and saw the suitcases piled up in the terrace - the fur...

  • The Statute Of Limitations On Spoilers Has Expired

    Read The Statute Of Limitations On Spoilers Has Expired I used to be a bartender. A former regular brought in two wom...

  • That’s Beerly Customer Service

    Read That’s Beerly Customer Service The cashier spins the pay screen toward me, and I see "Select Tip for Amount" wit...

  • Bag To Differ

    Read Bag To Differ Me: "Would you like this candy in the bag or would you like it outside the bag?" Customer: "Yeah."...

  • No Ice, No Filter

    Read No Ice, No Filter Me: "A coffee ice blended without ice, please." Barista: "Long day, hun?" Me: "Huh?" Read No I...

  • Boulevard Of Broken Calls

    Read Boulevard Of Broken Calls First Caller: "My mother called me and said she’s being harassed by an aggressive driv...

  • The Kids Are Not Alright

    Read The Kids Are Not Alright Me: "That's $6." He hands me a five-dollar bill. Me: "I need one more." Customer: "That...

  • Plate Expectations

    Read Plate Expectations Me: "Excellent, I think that's all I need to register the car." Agent #1: "Isn't there anothe...

  • When You Heard “The Boss” And Assumed “THE Boss”

    Read When You Heard “The Boss” And Assumed “THE Boss” I'm working the drive-thru at a Starbucks. A woman pulls up, an...

  • Check Yourself Before Check-In

    Read Check Yourself Before Check-In Twenty minutes later... I get a call from the other hotel's front desk. In a supe...

  • The Fourth Sign Of The Apocalypse

    Read The Fourth Sign Of The Apocalypse Customer: "In the short walk from your entrance to this counter, I have seen t...

  • A Limited Supply Of Understanding

    Read A Limited Supply Of Understanding A couple walks over to me, with the husband looking really upset. The husband ...

  • Unloading Bigotry Off The Shelves

    Read Unloading Bigotry Off The Shelves Coworker: "Yo, guess who I saw this weekend?" Me: "No idea." Coworker: "You. D...

  • The Emissions Are Zero And So Are The Brain Cells

    Read The Emissions Are Zero And So Are The Brain Cells I'm selling electric vehicles when they're still quite new and...