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Read Power Move In The Power Tools Customer: "Don't you worry, miss, I'll ask one of the experts when I see one." Me:...
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Read Overtime Will Tell So recently, he told us that the reason he thinks we aren't seeing enough results is that we ...
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Read A Dip Into French I had a customer bring me an article of clothing with a question about the colour. It was a bl...
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Read Didn’t Play Much Hot Wheels As A Child Customer: "My engine is overheating." I check the engine and see that eve...
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Read Should Have Mute-inied A friend and I were both working at a call center. My friend had a call that required him...
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Read Lock-ing Horns With Logic Customer: "I want you to make me a house key." Me: "Our locksmith is on site, so he ca...
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Read Once Upon A Time Me: "What's the stupidest question you’ve been asked by a guest?" Disney World Sibling: "Nothin...
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Read Expressly In The Way As soon as she'd finished, I waited for her to move her full buggy out of the way, but she ...
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Read Capitalism Calls The Shots Customer: "How much do you charge for a shot of [Brand] vodka?" Me: "$15. It's $9 if ...
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Read Years ago, when my sister was very young, we had this exchange. Me: (Sister), you’re a cutie pie. Sister: I not ...
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Read It’s many years later but the now very elderly husband’s-aunt-who-is-a-nun from this story (https://notalwaysrig...
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Read This isn’t a story that’s very funny, but it happened a few days ago, and I felt the need to get it off my chest...
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Read Un-Fare Expectations Guest: "That taxi was VERY expensive." Me: "Well, our city's taxis are actually pretty reas...
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Read [One Saturday, my wife and I drove to Fredricksburg, Tx, which is well-known for its many wineries, breweries, a...
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Read The Roof, The Roof, The Roof Is… Parking Customer: "How do I get to the rooftop parking?!" Me: "We don't have ro...
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Read I’m walking across a parking lot to a store when harried-looking woman walking the opposite direction flags me d...
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Read My family was watching my brother’s fiance’s kids (2 and 4 year olds) while she was working. One of the things w...
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Read Hat’s Off To Common Sense I work in a hat store inside a department store, selling, among other things, sports c...
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Read Eggs-It, Stage Left I worked at an owner-managed diner/restaurant that, by all accounts, provided a fantastic de...
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Read Well, I Guess If You String Enough Collars Together… I worked in a pet store. I had a man come in, look around f...