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Read Some Callers Are Simply A Gas A call comes in, and I give my greeting, asking if this is an emergency. Caller: "...
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Read My Head Megahertz, Part 5 Me: "I meant how big the memory needed to be. Did your grandson mention anything like ...
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Read When They Wear Their Sunday Best, Expect The Sunday Worst, Part 5 Other Customer: "I hope today's sermon about b...
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Read Refusing To Weather These Demands Me: "The news is saying that due to the snowstorm, the government is issuing a...
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Read Playtime’s Over Coworker: "Our customer here wants to return a year-old item and get a refund." Me: *To the cust...
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Read Has No Shelf Control Manager: "Sir, everyone here, myself included, has nothing but respect for the veterans of ...
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Read Queue The Sarcasm Customer: "Can't you open another till?" And I'm just like... WTF man? If we HAD anyone else w...
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Read Your First Mistake Was Looking For Logic In Hate I recently had a conversation with my Slavic mother that shows ...
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Read Overthinking Plot Points Will Be Your Kryptonite Some friends and I have just come out of the cinema, walking th...
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Read This Attempt Does Not Get A Pass Caller: "When I came to see a movie, I had to leave because a group of guys wer...
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Read I’m the OP from this story https://notalwaysright.com/this-went-on-for-nine-years-and-eleven-months-longer-than-...
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Read The Sum of All Honesty Teacher: "Am I boring you, [My Name]?" Me: "Yes." Teacher: "What?!" Me: "Yes, you're bori...
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Read My coworker had a little too much to drink at a work function. I lived very close by and she had been to my hous...
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Read I work in Order Entry, the only lady in an office of 20ish men. I take many trips to the office printer in a day...
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Read My company has two out-of-phase directives for our tax preparers. One directive is that tax preparers are requir...
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Read In my 12th grade year, I took anatomy as my required science credit. My teacher was a nice middle-aged man who o...
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Read My friend asked me to deliver a few things to her house. I told her I was on my way but she wasn’t there, so she...
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Read Land Of The No Free Time Customer: "It was a great game. Why didn't you watch it?" Me: "I was working." Customer...
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Read A Lesson In Hospitality Teenage Daughter: "Mom, why are you being like this?" Teenage Son: "Yeah, mom, don't be ...
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Read The Mane Complaint Me: "I just found this in my burrito." Cashier: "Okay? What do you want me to do?" Me: "Give ...