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  • The Emissions Are Zero And So Are The Brain Cells

    Read The Emissions Are Zero And So Are The Brain Cells I'm selling electric vehicles when they're still quite new and...

  • Hay There, It’s An Emergency

    Read Hay There, It’s An Emergency Sometime around 2010, my mom called me at work. She usually texts me, but tells me ...

  • Running Commentary

    Read Running Commentary Voice: "Come on! You can do it! Go for it!" The runners started looking around: no one. Runne...

  • Not The Signature Move You Thought It Was Going To Be

    Read Not The Signature Move You Thought It Was Going To Be In the days before chip and PIN, I worked as a cashier. Me...

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    Read I once had a customer waving a”bag for life” in my face, he said I was told this would be replaced free if it st...

  • Getting A Leg Up On The Investigation

    Read Getting A Leg Up On The Investigation When I was eleven, my identical twin sister and I attended the same summer...

  • Eye See What You Did There

    Read Eye See What You Did There The hospital's Ophthalmologist was moving to another country. We're at his leaving me...

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    Read One day (this last Autumn or Winter) after some long and tedious shopping (something like we went to get shoes f...

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    Read I, a woman, love sports. I was a college athlete, have been a coach, and will yell my voice raw at games. I have...

  • Repeat Question Reveals Repeat Offenders

    Read Repeat Question Reveals Repeat Offenders A couple of days ago, an older couple came into the store, and her husb...

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    Read (I own a local craft store. I’m a gay man, though my partner isn’t often present in my store because he works in...

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    Read https://notalwaysright.com/no-id-no-idea-part-58/364942/ This story reminded me of the time an asshole bouncer d...

  • Watered Down Expectations

    Read Watered Down Expectations A customer asks me in the gardening section: Customer: "So… all these plants…" Me: "Ye...

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    Read I’m a cartoonist and illustrator. Throughout 2024 I kept receiving sporadic spam emails on my page on a certain ...

  • Griddle Me This

    Read Griddle Me This Customer: "What kind of tomato?" Me: "Beefsteak." Customer: "Is it local?" Me: "I genuinely don'...

  • Some Customers Should Know When To ‘Bale’

    Read Some Customers Should Know When To ‘Bale’ I'm taking some cardboard boxes to the back to be broken down by our b...

  • That’s Amore-onic

    Read That’s Amore-onic Me: "Everything okay, [Coworker]?" Coworker: "I just can't do it anymore." Me: "What happened?...

  • Parcel-ly Her Problem

    Read Parcel-ly Her Problem I used to live in an apartment complex with a locked mail room. When packages arrive, the ...

  • Write-Off This Guy

    Read Write-Off This Guy Customer #1: "Oh, crap. I forgot I needed to get some toothpaste. I'll run back and get some....

  • The Lengths People Go To

    Read The Lengths People Go To Customer: "What's the difference between the 1m and the 2m charging cable?" He said it ...