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Read For Cod’s Sake, It’s Fish! Me: *After giving my partner’s order.* "…and I’ll have the fish and chips, please." T...
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Read Alka-holic Customer: "Do you sell alkaline water?" Me: "We do; we have a few brands right over here." Customer: ...
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Read One Cold Call Changed Everything My grandparents lived in Georgia, and the summers were brutal down there, so ai...
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Read Color Me Confused Customer: "Will it go well with these shorts?" Me: "That's a matter of preference. I couldn't ...
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Read Layover Larry Larry was told this, and it was expected he would just work from his hotel room on the Friday, and...
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Read Having A Señora Moment Customer: "Stupid s***s should learn English; they're working here." I was shocked, to sa...
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Read Shortsighted Management Department Manager: "Why are you out of uniform?" Me: "I'm not. I can wear shorts starti...
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Read Hit The Jackpot But Missed The Point Turns out this guy won about $800. Good for him! But… Me: "Sorry, we can on...
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Read Zoo Much To Ask Customer: "Is this all it is?" Me: "Is what all what is?" Customer: "This place! It's all just… ...
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Read When Faxing Isn’t Taxing Senior Vice President: "Well, I think the fax machine will be going away soon. I mean, ...
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Read A Pour Understanding Of Restaurants I'm having dinner at a nice restaurant with some friends. The table next to ...
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Read A Sign You Should Probably Change The Subject Dad: "The only sign language I know I learned from driving." Me: "...
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Read Chumuppance When my son was about fourteen years old, he was fishing at a local creek that was also a place wher...
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Read Link And You’ll Miss It Caller: "A link on your site isn't working." Me: "Can you tell me what link?" Caller: "Y...
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Read I stopped for gasoline for my car, at a truck stop. I struck up a conversation, with a truck driver, as I had he...
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Read I May Diagnose Animal Issues, But I Recognize Weaponized Incompetence When I See It Me: "Okay, are you here to u...
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Read I’m chilling in the break room at my workplace when I overhear this conversation. Coworker 1: So, I found the so...
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Read I used to work at a (now defunct) electronics store in the UK (which shares its name with a holiday camp in a po...
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Read No Room For Argument Guest: "You don’t have any rooms?" Me: "Yes, as I said, we’re fully booked." Guest: "Why?!"...
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Read I am ordering at a restaurant. While it isn’t an allergy, I avoid eating wheat where possible because I find it ...