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  • Green House Meets Red Face

    Read Green House Meets Red Face Customer: "Are you open?" Me: "No, the store closes at 2 pm on Saturdays, but will be...

  • The Cookie Monster Creates A Monster

    Read The Cookie Monster Creates A Monster My little brother is in the phase where he’s discovered "technically correc...

  • A Hard Drive’s Night

    Read A Hard Drive’s Night Back when I was younger and much dumber, I did some occasional help for a neighbour. It was...

  • The Last Train Of Thought Has Left The Station

    Read The Last Train Of Thought Has Left The Station Customer: "I need a ticket to Chicago." Me: "Sure, when are you l...

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    Read I work in a grocery store. A customer runs up to me with her three adolescent sons in tow. She looks extremely f...

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    Read It’s about 11pm and I’m waiting for a bus when a bunch of lads start hanging around me, asking if I have a boyfr...

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    Read This is one of my mother’s favourite stories about why teachers need to be able to acknowledge when they’re wron...

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    Read Working in a bookstore used to be my dream job: somewhat quiet; short hours; selling books and giving recs; peop...

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    Read I used to work for a tech company in a deeply conservative, religious, and snooty part of Utah. We had an HR man...

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    Read [When I worked delivering pizza, our ordering computers were pre-Windows. When taking an order and filling in th...

  • Ply Another Day

    Read Ply Another Day Customer: "Where's the toilet paper?" Me: "It's in the back section of the store, across from to...

  • When The Silver Spoon They Were Born With Falls From Their Mouth To The Floor

    Read When The Silver Spoon They Were Born With Falls From Their Mouth To The Floor Our hotel is very high-end, with r...

  • Ink-dentity Crisis

    Read Ink-dentity Crisis Me: *Handing over my debit card.* "Here you go." Clerk: *Examining the back.* "I can't take t...

  • The Day Can Be Ruined By A Sprinkle

    Read The Day Can Be Ruined By A Sprinkle Customer: "Can I get a Venti half-caf soy mocha with two pumps of sugar-free...

  • Real Vanilla Problems

    Read Real Vanilla Problems Customer: "This is my son's vanilla bean yogurt!" Me: "Okay, ma'am. Is there an issue with...

  • At Ease!

    Read At Ease! A man with a veteran hat full of ribbons and a p***y attitude comes into the hotel and hands me an expi...

  • Bathroom Policy Revision 3.2

    Read Bathroom Policy Revision 3.2 This was back during COVID. Mom works HR and has been working from home for a few w...

  • You Now Drive A Furrari

    Read You Now Drive A Furrari I'm walking home from a local store. As I walk up my driveway, my neighbor calls to me: ...

  • Be Careful What You Ask For

    Read Be Careful What You Ask For Customer: *Stereotypical grumpy old lady storming up to an associate.* "Do you want ...

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    Read Sometimes I travel with my young children (7 & 5) by myself. Despite my best efforts, occasionally we are sat ap...