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Read I am ordering at a restaurant. While it isn’t an allergy, I avoid eating wheat where possible because I find it ...
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Read I call a patient to schedule an appointment. His wife picks up. Per HIPAA, I need a specific form to be filled o...
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Read Highway To Yell This is pre-GPS. A guy comes into the gas station and asks me: Guy: "I'm looking for the I95 Sou...
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Read This story takes place around September 13, 2025, for context. Customer: *grabs a milk carton and checks the ‘be...
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Read H2-Slow, Part 35 I worked at a convenience store while in college. This married couple comes in, and they go get...
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Read Driving Customers Away Manager: "[My Name], get out there and stop that lady from walking across the parking lot...
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Read A Card Against Humanity Me: "Okay, go ahead and insert your card." Customer: *Stares and does nothing.* Me: "Go ...
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Read As A Rule Of Thumb, Don’t Do That Me: "Everything good, [Friend]?" Friend: "That guy slicing the bread…" Me: "Ye...
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Read A Slick Way To Lose Your Warranty, Part 2 Customer: "Where's the vegetable oil?" Me: "I'm heading to that aisle ...
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Read Closed For Renovations, Open For Betrayal Well, with the phasing in of restaurants with patios being allowed to ...
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Read Urn Intended Consequences Guest: "Urn! I need the kind you can put water in!" Me: "Uh, like… a pot?" Guest: "No,...
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Read Lure Couture Saleswoman: "Oh, no. That top isn't for sale." Friend: "It isn't?" Saleswoman: "No, we just put it ...
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Read Don’t Void Your Warranty Caller: "I'm out of town, and I was having trouble with my air conditioner before I lef...
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Read I’m Minute To Win It A couple of months ago I arrived at my workstation at 8:33 AM with my coffee. My manager ma...
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Read Main Character Ethernet Me: "Is there a cable that usually runs from your modem to your computer?" Caller: "I do...
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Read Guests And Their Rain Of Terror Guest: "Is this the splash zone?" Me: "No, this is just where I sell hot dogs." ...
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Read Grandma Is Telling Porkies Customer: *Pointing to a bacon cheeseburger.* Phone: "Does this contain pork?" Cowork...
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Read Counting Calories, Not Carcinogens Customer: "What are the nutritional facts on those?" Me: "The nutritional inf...
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Read Liberté, Égalité, Stupidité Me: "Do they still have [product only available in France]? We'd love some when you ...
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Read Liberty And Just-Us For All One of my neighbors has been watching the 'news' (and by 'news' I mean scrolling on ...