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  • You Now Drive A Furrari

    Read You Now Drive A Furrari I'm walking home from a local store. As I walk up my driveway, my neighbor calls to me: ...

  • Be Careful What You Ask For

    Read Be Careful What You Ask For Customer: *Stereotypical grumpy old lady storming up to an associate.* "Do you want ...

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    Read Sometimes I travel with my young children (7 & 5) by myself. Despite my best efforts, occasionally we are sat ap...

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    Read I have close to always been self-employed and work from home, while my wife – we’ve been together over 12 years ...

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    Read (The falconry centre is owned by older man who is a stubborn mule but we have a good rapport. I come in on a day...

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    Read Phone Books at the Funeral Home I got a short-term side gig delivering phone books one year in college and I was...

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    Read This story (https://notalwaysright.com/less-than-a-week-old-and-already-has-a-job/362669/) reminded me of the fa...

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    Read (*One of my cousins used to be a vegetarian when she was 10 and until 13. Her parents and brother respected her ...

  • Suction Dysfunction

    Read Suction Dysfunction Customer: "My discount didn't come up!" Me: "When you paid at the pump, sir, before you star...

  • In Choosing All Options, You Choose None Of Them

    Read In Choosing All Options, You Choose None Of Them Caller: "I need to know what my options are." Me: "What your op...

  • Promoted To The Hex-ecutive Suite

    Read Promoted To The Hex-ecutive Suite Coworker: "So I've been really getting into all this, like, supernatural and o...

  • The National Mistrust

    Read The National Mistrust An older gentleman is having trouble paying at the self-checkout. I offer to help. Custome...

  • No Clucks Given

    Read No Clucks Given My friend is very overqualified for her position and has been with our company since she graduat...

  • Piercing Observation, Part 11

    Read Piercing Observation, Part 11 Caller: "I was inquiring about a nose piercing." Manager: "Oh, aye, we can schedul...

  • Getting A Pizza The Action

    Read Getting A Pizza The Action Boss: "Thanks to all your efforts, we posted a million in sales this month for the fi...

  • Truck Around And Find Out

    Read Truck Around And Find Out We make our delivery schedule the night before because we only have a small number of ...

  • Shift Happens

    Read Shift Happens The interviewer looks down and shuffles some papers with an evil smile. Interviewer: "...I'll give...

  • We’ll Call This A Design Flaw

    Read We’ll Call This A Design Flaw Client: "My internet is down!" Me: "I'm sorry to hear that." Client: "Well? Can't ...

  • If Only It Was The Misunderstandings That Were Rare

    Read If Only It Was The Misunderstandings That Were Rare Customer: "I want the burger, and I want it medium rare." I ...

  • Cut Short

    Read Cut Short Me: "Hello! Sorry to interrupt, but is there time for one more cut this afternoon?" Seated Barber: "No...