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  • You Win Some, You Lose Everything

    Read You Win Some, You Lose Everything Manager: "That's Old Man Scratchy. He'll be back in half an hour." Me: "For wh...

  • Mission Impoppable

    Read Mission Impoppable Me: "All right, is that everything?" The dad sighs heavily, reaches up, and pulls down the ho...

  • The Walla Walla Of Shame

    Read The Walla Walla Of Shame So, this guy pushing past people to get ahead is likely just being a jerk. He pushes pa...

  • A Few Issues Need Highlighting Here

    Read A Few Issues Need Highlighting Here I'm a hairdresser. A woman sits down in my chair and puts a photo on her pho...

  • Untitled

    Read So it’s snowing today and I decide to go for a quick walk around my neighborhood. While I’m out,I see a dog (I t...

  • Side Effects May Include Death

    Read Side Effects May Include Death Customer: "My doctor said I need to lower my blood pressure." Me: "Did he prescri...

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    Read I have a big extended family, and am lucky enough that we all get along with each other. One cousin, though, doe...

  • Our Drinks Policy Is Very Sobering

    Read Our Drinks Policy Is Very Sobering Me: "May I bring you more water? I don't feel comfortable serving any alcohol...

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    Read I’m a waiter at a semi-fancy restaurant, and I’m also an avid golfer. We get two days off a week, save for excep...

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    Read It’s Superbowl Sunday in the USA, and the Eagles have won, which means a *lot* of rowdy behavior in Philadelphia...

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    Read (My girlfriend and I are on our way to the bus stop to run some errands, when we pass a small sprouting of tall ...

  • Doing More Than Just Minimizing The Problem

    Read Doing More Than Just Minimizing The Problem Customer: "There is a major problem with this computer. It locks up ...

  • Untitled

    Read As a woman, it can be hard to break into engineering, even with the right degrees. I eventually got a senior eng...

  • Deck-Head Move

    Read Deck-Head Move A**hole: "Hey, I know you don't want to take these home with you, can I get another twenty percen...

  • Warning: The Spam Is Airborne

    Read Warning: The Spam Is Airborne Employee: "Hi! Okay, so we're using EBT? I'll separate these into two transactions...

  • That’s One Way To Drink The Hair Of The Dog

    Read That’s One Way To Drink The Hair Of The Dog Customer: "What's your cheapest beer?" Me: "Pabst. Three bucks." Cus...

  • ID-Rate This Responsibly

    Read ID-Rate This Responsibly Bouncer: "Can I see some ID?" I'm old enough that I get excited when I'm asked, so I sw...

  • The Lamination Intimidation

    Read The Lamination Intimidation Last week, a customer was upset at the need to present ID to pick up his package, an...

  • Some Red Flags Raised At Capture The Flag

    Read Some Red Flags Raised At Capture The Flag Not long after I had joined this company, my team had a team-building ...

  • When The Shore Thing Is Not A Sure Thing

    Read When The Shore Thing Is Not A Sure Thing A guest, who checked in less than half an hour ago, has come back down ...