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  • ID-Rate This Responsibly

    Read ID-Rate This Responsibly Bouncer: "Can I see some ID?" I'm old enough that I get excited when I'm asked, so I sw...

  • The Lamination Intimidation

    Read The Lamination Intimidation Last week, a customer was upset at the need to present ID to pick up his package, an...

  • Some Red Flags Raised At Capture The Flag

    Read Some Red Flags Raised At Capture The Flag Not long after I had joined this company, my team had a team-building ...

  • When The Shore Thing Is Not A Sure Thing

    Read When The Shore Thing Is Not A Sure Thing A guest, who checked in less than half an hour ago, has come back down ...

  • Fork This, I’m Out

    Read Fork This, I’m Out I have a coworker who is related in some way to someone way up in the store's hierarchy. That...

  • All It Takes Is A Day

    Read All It Takes Is A Day Customer: *Immediately annoyed.* "They didn't have a problem with me doing this last time!...

  • Raising A Stink And A Point

    Read Raising A Stink And A Point After the end of the second week and no van, they complained. Their manager tried to...

  • No Time To Explain Time

    Read No Time To Explain Time Customer: "This sign says you close at nine." Coworker: "Yes." Customer: "At night?" Cow...

  • When The Stupidity Is So Stupid It’s Self-Aware

    Read When The Stupidity Is So Stupid It’s Self-Aware I'm browsing in a vape shop. The cashier is someone I know to be...

  • A New Kind Of Background Check

    Read A New Kind Of Background Check Coworker: "Wait, so over the weekend I'm going to have my monitor changed?" Me: "...

  • Vulture Culture Clash

    Read Vulture Culture Clash Customer: "No, she is not okay! She had to watch those disgusting birds rip apart a dead r...

  • Toy Story Meets The Geneva Convention

    Read Toy Story Meets The Geneva Convention Sister: "The kids were being noisy, so we tried the whole "whoever can sta...

  • Blowback

    Read Blowback I live in an apartment block. The lobby has the mailboxes and a notice board for neighbors to post item...

  • The Great Guessby

    Read The Great Guessby Customer: "Excuse me, I'm looking for a book." Me: "Of course, what's the title?" Customer: "I...

  • Untitled

    Read Despite our server being based in the UK there’s only a few of us who are British and most joke around with us a...

  • Untitled

    Read This is the same person from this series https://notalwaysright.com/pops-just-makes-you-want-to-pop/361560/ I ha...

  • Untitled

    Read This is a story I was told on a tour of my university’s particle accelerator. An accelerator requires lots of in...

  • A Card-Carrying Member Of The Stupid Club

    Read A Card-Carrying Member Of The Stupid Club Me: "Since you do have a balance, you are still required to make the m...

  • Untitled

    Read My daughter is in her second year of college. She’s has a free slot in her time table. She and her friends are i...

  • The Air Was Cool But The Mess Was Still Hot

    Read The Air Was Cool But The Mess Was Still Hot Me: "What happened to it?" Customer: "I dropped it in the toilet." M...