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Read (I volunteer with my church’s children’s program. The church decided to have a children’s volunteer appreciation...
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Read I submitted the “Crack of Don” story. Meeting yesterday. We go over our projects and give status updates. I’m di...
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Read The Dirty Thirty Me: "Ma'am, it's fifteen items or fewer." Customer: "I have fifteen." Me: "I count more than th...
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Read Beer Today, Banned Tomorrow Me: "Where did you get those?!" Owner's Friend: "The liquor store a block over. They...
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Read When You Need To Factory Reset Expectations A customer comes in almost every week, saying someone is in their ph...
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Read Dad Jokes Going Dead Wrong We have a manager who likes to think of himself as the team's dad (his words). That m...
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Read Friend Or Faux? Customer: "I want your name! Your boss is my best friend, and he'll want to know just how you tr...
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Read Mein Fail Everybody was watching one of our sales guys as he was negotiating a huge deal with a German company, ...
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Read Crime And PIN-ishment Customer: "Your ATM took my card!" Me: "The one outside the store? That's owned by [Bank]....
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Read Charity Begins… Somewhere Else Coworker #1: "You could have given him a couple bucks." Coworker #2: "You think i...
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Read If You’re Looking For Both Books, It’s ‘The Color Purple’ Customer: "I'm looking for a book." The cashier waits ...
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Read Divide, And Conquer Your Work Enemies User: "I want you to write me a program to divide a dollar amount into thi...
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Read Draft Dodgers Customer: "What do you sell here, besides beer?" Me: "We have water and some canned sodas." Custom...
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Read Meal Deal Ordeal Our store does a meal deal: a select sandwich/salad, a snack, and a drink for a set price. Cust...
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Read Hard Truths About The Soft Serve Customer: "Can I get a refund for this blizzard? It's not what I ordered." The ...
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Read Do Dogs Like Waffles? Me: "Dad, this shampoo has a picture of a dog on it." Dad: "It’s family-sized." Me: "No, t...
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Read Autumn-matic Response I live in a suburban neighbourhood where several back yards can all be easily seen, and th...
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Read ‘Back’ Where They’re From Customer: "You sell band aids? We ain't used to all this walkin'." Me: "We certainly d...
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Read I used to work for national chain bookstore before and after the pandemic. Our store collected a few unhoused in...
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Read Cat Scan Not Required Me: "Ah, yes, you called saying that [Cat's Name] was having some respiratory issues?" Wom...