May 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Raising A Stink And A Point Read Raising A Stink And A Point After the end of the second week and no van, they complained. Their manager tried to intervene, but his boss basically yelled, saying the parts are too expensive an...
May 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com No Time To Explain Time Read No Time To Explain Time Customer: "This sign says you close at nine." Coworker: "Yes." Customer: "At night?" Coworker: "…Yes." Read No Time To Explain Time
May 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When The Stupidity Is So Stupid It’s Self-Aware Read When The Stupidity Is So Stupid It’s Self-Aware I'm browsing in a vape shop. The cashier is someone I know to be the most monotone and sarcastic individual I have ever met, who genuinely does ...
May 28, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Bye, Windows Ich habe meinen Spielecomputer auf Linux umgestellt.
May 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A New Kind Of Background Check Read A New Kind Of Background Check Coworker: "Wait, so over the weekend I'm going to have my monitor changed?" Me: "Yes, to a nice flat LCD instead of these bulky CRTs." Coworker: "Ah, that's such...
May 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Vulture Culture Clash Read Vulture Culture Clash Customer: "No, she is not okay! She had to watch those disgusting birds rip apart a dead rabbit!" Me: "The presentation is meant to teach kids about scavengers and how ec...
May 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Toy Story Meets The Geneva Convention Read Toy Story Meets The Geneva Convention Sister: "The kids were being noisy, so we tried the whole "whoever can stay quiet the longest gets five bucks" game." Me: "Oh, yeah, like we used to do wi...
May 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Blowback Read Blowback I live in an apartment block. The lobby has the mailboxes and a notice board for neighbors to post items and such. I read the following: Post #1: "To whoever’s dog keeps barking at 6 ...
May 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Great Guessby Read The Great Guessby Customer: "Excuse me, I'm looking for a book." Me: "Of course, what's the title?" Customer: "I don't know." Me: "No problem, do you know the author?" Customer: "No." Read The...
May 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Despite our server being based in the UK there’s only a few of us who are British and most joke around with us about the accent by saying ‘bo’le o’ wa’er’ (bottle of water). We’re playing a zo...
May 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read This is the same person from this series https://notalwaysright.com/pops-just-makes-you-want-to-pop/361560/ I had some issues with dating. I was autistic and bisexual, and I was used to my fat...
May 28, 2026 from The Public Domain Review Animal, Vegetable, Lamb: The Zoophyte from Tartary In the Middle Ages, rumours spread across Europe of a strange hybrid creature, half-animal, half-plant, known as the Vegetable Lamb of Tartary. A hoax based on fern rhizomes? A euphemism for culled...
May 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read This is a story I was told on a tour of my university’s particle accelerator. An accelerator requires lots of incredibly high-voltage equipment to do its job, and by “incredibly high-voltage”,...
May 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Card-Carrying Member Of The Stupid Club Read A Card-Carrying Member Of The Stupid Club Me: "Since you do have a balance, you are still required to make the minimum due every month." Caller: "Why? Why do I have to pay for something I can'...
May 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My daughter is in her second year of college. She’s has a free slot in her time table. She and her friends are in one of the empty classrooms yakking up a storm. She decided to get her friend’...
May 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Air Was Cool But The Mess Was Still Hot Read The Air Was Cool But The Mess Was Still Hot Me: "What happened to it?" Customer: "I dropped it in the toilet." Me: "Unfortunately, water damage isn't covered under the standard warranty—" Cust...
May 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (I volunteer with my church’s children’s program. The church decided to have a children’s volunteer appreciation tie-dye party. We were given a mingle bingo card to fill out while we waited ou...
May 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I submitted the “Crack of Don” story. Meeting yesterday. We go over our projects and give status updates. I’m discussing a new program that starts on the 1st. Me – “We have a new mail tracking...
May 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Dirty Thirty Read The Dirty Thirty Me: "Ma'am, it's fifteen items or fewer." Customer: "I have fifteen." Me: "I count more than that." Customer: "I'm buying two of each thing, so thirty, but fifteen separate it...
May 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Beer Today, Banned Tomorrow Read Beer Today, Banned Tomorrow Me: "Where did you get those?!" Owner's Friend: "The liquor store a block over. They sell it, and you don't, so I thought I would—" Me: "—You thought you would brea...
