May 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com You Don’t Have To Cry Over Spilled Milk, But You Could Help! Read You Don’t Have To Cry Over Spilled Milk, But You Could Help! Anyway, on my way to the door, a man drops an entire gallon of milk all over the floor. I swear it was like he just poured it every...
May 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I live in Quebec (Canada). Some years ago, I was laid off (mass lay-offs) and was looking for a job. I am an industrial maintenance electrician. There was this opening at a manufacturer of con...
May 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My wife and I are close with my family, to the point that we have never needed a babysitter we weren’t related to to watch our son. Everyone he’s ever stayed with is a grandparent, aunt/uncle,...
May 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com That Tip Is Snow Joke Read That Tip Is Snow Joke As I was putting the $20 bill in the fold, I noticed that there were actually two $20 bills. Now, I could've been greedy and kept it, but the guy was nice, and he probabl...
May 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read This story ( https://notalwaysright.com/the-heart-pounding-hazards-of-houdini-hamsters/355561/ ) reminded me of another story. Not mine, this was told to me by a friend who works at a pet stor...
May 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Gross Misunderstanding Read Gross Misunderstanding Me: "That'll be $68.98." Customer: "What?! The display says $59.99!" Me: "It's $59.99, so that's $68.98 total. I know it's annoying. America, amirite?" Read Gross Misund...
May 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Which Craft? Read Which Craft? I worked at Michael's Arts and Crafts. A lady came up to me and asked me: Customer: "Where's the craft section?" Me: "The… craft section?" Read Which Craft?
May 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Bee Careful Now Read Bee Careful Now Me: "Can I get a name for the order?" Customer: "It's complicated; can I spell it?" Me: "Sure!" Customer: "M for… uh… mother-f***er." Read Bee Careful Now
May 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Stick To Your Cover Story Read Stick To Your Cover Story Me: "Looking for this?" Mom: "Yes! Thank you." Librarian: "Someone must have put it back in the wrong spot." Mom: "How'd you find it so fast?" Read Stick To Your Cove...
May 07, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Gross Human Constants Man, rationality is such a meme. I think rationality is important when you have something tangible you're dealing with, like a problem at work or figuring out what you need to say; but when it's ju...
May 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Going Through This Maize Makes You Feel Blue Read Going Through This Maize Makes You Feel Blue Customer: "Why do you put dye into your tortilla chips?" Me: "We don't. They're made from blue corn." Customer: "I don't appreciate being lied to."...
May 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Crumpled Logic Read Crumpled Logic Cashier: "Do you want a receipt?" Me: "Yes." Cashier: *Crumples the receipt and throws it away.* Me: "Excuse me? I said I want a receipt." Read Crumpled Logic
May 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com That’s One Halal Of A Take Read That’s One Halal Of A Take Customer: "Why does [Grocery Store] support Sharia law?" Me: "Uh… pardon?" Customer: "Why does [Grocery Store] support Sharia law?" Me: "Okay, so I did hear you corr...
May 06, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Rollenspielszenen: Bassbombe Auf uns soll ein false-flag-Anschlag verübt werden. Mit einer Bombe. Aber wo genau ist die Bombe?
May 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com I’ll Stop Reading The Book If You Start Reading The Room Read I’ll Stop Reading The Book If You Start Reading The Room Me: "So… [Boss], I've reorganized my desk twice now. Can you send me some tasks?" Boss: "Ask me later! I'm too busy!" Me: "If you're so...
May 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Walking Taller Than You Ever Will Read Walking Taller Than You Ever Will Customer: "I need help getting something down from a top shelf. Can you get someone?" Me: "I can get that for you." Customer: *Snorts.* "Sorry, but you? I mea...
May 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Bill-ieve It Or Not Read Bill-ieve It Or Not I look at the $100 bill. On the back, it says: "For motion picture use only." The guy is frantically trying to back out whilst I’m parked right behind him, blocking him in...
May 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Canadian Tale Read A Canadian Tale Customer: "That's okay, I just wanted to see it in person for now. I'm moving down to Washington and was hoping to pick it up there. What's the nearest Canadian Tire there?" Me...
May 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com That Cake Design Is Blocked Read That Cake Design Is Blocked My mom always hated requests for fondant/sculpted cakes because people never took into account how much time they actually took to decorate, but this one request bl...
May 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com By Clicking This Checkbox, You Agree That You Have Clicked On This Checkbox Read By Clicking This Checkbox, You Agree That You Have Clicked On This Checkbox I worked in ad tech for a while. When the chief creative officer was reviewing designs for a website that included a...
