Mar 31, 2026 from Chronicles of Miss Miseria The Ending of 31st March 2026. 31st March 2026, 20:20 PM I could not write. I could not write so, so much. So much that has happended and nothing that has happened. Ever since I wrote the previous update, I have been involved po...
Mar 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Who Blows The Final Whistle? Read Who Blows The Final Whistle? [Center Ref] told me that because I didn’t arrive thirty minutes early, he would mark that I didn’t show up, basically telling me that I wouldn’t get paid for the ...
Mar 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Blown Out Of Proportion Read Blown Out Of Proportion Customer: "It's super windy where I am." Me: "I don't understand why that would be an issue, ma'am." Customer: "Well, I was told that when it's windy, it blows the wifi...
Mar 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com It Should Be Berry Obvious Read It Should Be Berry Obvious Customer: "Three strawberry shakes and a chocolate shake." I make the shakes in front of them. They come in clear cups. I still mark the three strawberry cups with a...
Mar 31, 2026 from BEEW This Is Not Contained I opened my news app this morning. By the fourth headline my mind stopped reading and started mapping. The map it made was one of contagion, a fire spreading without any formal announcement or cong...
Mar 31, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Alltagsmenschen In Witten stehen „Alltagsmenschen“-Plastiken: Betongiguren von alltäglichen Menschen.
Mar 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com This Happens Continuously And Contiguously Read This Happens Continuously And Contiguously A car of tourists driving through has pulled in, and one of them asks a question we get a lot up here in Alaska: Customer: "Do you guys take American...
Mar 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Wire You Complaining? Read Wire You Complaining? Working in consumer electronics, I get this all day long in regard to cables: Customer: *Looking at the cable prices.* "I could make this for fifty cents! Why on earth is...
Mar 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com GPS: Guessing Pizza Spots Read GPS: Guessing Pizza Spots My dad is visiting us in the Boston area. He's been walking around sightseeing on his own, and he calls from his cell, saying he's lost, and can we give him direction...
Mar 31, 2026 from Thejesh GN Koala Uma turned three today. She walks and talks a lot now. We are in Sydney for a short trip to meet her cousin and celebrate. Today we went to Koala Park Sanctuary, Sydney. She has heard The Koala Who...
Mar 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Fashion Statement… Loud And Clear Read A Fashion Statement… Loud And Clear I'm at a friend's place, with her six-year-old daughter sitting next to me. We were watching some show and talking about high heels. Six-Year-Old: "Why do p...
Mar 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com What About Naples? Read What About Naples? I work in an Italian restaurant, and we have a large map of Italy on the wall. A customer is waiting for their food and is studying the map. Read What About Naples?
Mar 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I had a horrid literature teacher. There are plenty of stories to tell, but this is one of those that sticks. I was being asked about Animal Farm. She asked me, where does it take place. My re...
Mar 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I have five kids, a teenage girl, 4year old triplets (2 girls, 1 boy) and a baby girl. One time, when they were three years old, my little ones were sitting watching tv, and my son had a argum...
Mar 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Call My Bluff When I Call The Police Read Call My Bluff When I Call The Police Me: "Yeah, but there's more to our policy than just time. Products have to be in somewhat good condition for me to take them back." Customer: "Where? Where...
Mar 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Sometimes I have to call customers. Sometimes I get their voicemails. Here’s my favorite inbox message. (Sung to the tune of The Phantom of the Opera) Their name is (insert Na~me here). They’r...
Mar 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A West Side Story Read A West Side Story Me: "No, I'm sorry, we only cover the west side of town. You wanna call our Elm Street location at 252—" Customer: "—Yeah, I thought that, but I live on the west end of the b...
Mar 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Ever since I was a kid, I’ve gotten nosebleeds. Most of the time I’m able to catch them before I start dripping blood everywhere, but one instance in particular haunts me every time I remember...
Mar 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My dad is over visiting as he often does. My kid gets frustrated over something. Kid: Jesus Christ! (My old-school Catholic dad is shocked.) Dad: Don’t say that! (He gives me the side-eye.) Me...
Mar 31, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Skådis Ich möchte eigentlich keine Werbung machen, aber das Skådis-System von Ikea gefällt mir.
