May 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (*One of my cousins used to be a vegetarian when she was 10 and until 13. Her parents and brother respected her choice, but as children her age are wont to do, she was deep in it to the point ...
May 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Suction Dysfunction Read Suction Dysfunction Customer: "My discount didn't come up!" Me: "When you paid at the pump, sir, before you started pumping gas, it asked you if you wanted to use a discount. If you don't use ...
May 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com In Choosing All Options, You Choose None Of Them Read In Choosing All Options, You Choose None Of Them Caller: "I need to know what my options are." Me: "What your options are? Is this in regard to a balance on your account?" Caller: "I just need...
May 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Promoted To The Hex-ecutive Suite Read Promoted To The Hex-ecutive Suite Coworker: "So I've been really getting into all this, like, supernatural and occult-y stuff." Me: "You're not about to go summoning demons, are you?" Read Pro...
May 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The National Mistrust Read The National Mistrust An older gentleman is having trouble paying at the self-checkout. I offer to help. Customer: "I've been tapping my d*** card, and it's not working!" Me: "May I try?" He h...
May 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com No Clucks Given Read No Clucks Given My friend is very overqualified for her position and has been with our company since she graduated from high school. She commonly does things that are outside of her pay grade ...
May 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Piercing Observation, Part 11 Read Piercing Observation, Part 11 Caller: "I was inquiring about a nose piercing." Manager: "Oh, aye, we can schedule some time for you to come in for that this week." Caller: "Do I have to come i...
May 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Getting A Pizza The Action Read Getting A Pizza The Action Boss: "Thanks to all your efforts, we posted a million in sales this month for the first time in the company's history! So, I got you all this!" None of us looked to...
May 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Truck Around And Find Out Read Truck Around And Find Out We make our delivery schedule the night before because we only have a small number of trucks. So, we make the most expedient route and send the customer a message wit...
May 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Shift Happens Read Shift Happens The interviewer looks down and shuffles some papers with an evil smile. Interviewer: "...I'll give you another chance to answer that question. If there is a server outage at 7 PM...
May 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com We’ll Call This A Design Flaw Read We’ll Call This A Design Flaw Client: "My internet is down!" Me: "I'm sorry to hear that." Client: "Well? Can't you fix it?" Me: "You realized you've called [My Name] at [Graphic Design Studio...
May 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com If Only It Was The Misunderstandings That Were Rare Read If Only It Was The Misunderstandings That Were Rare Customer: "I want the burger, and I want it medium rare." I get her burger out to her, and she seems fine. Then I see her walking back up to...
May 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Cut Short Read Cut Short Me: "Hello! Sorry to interrupt, but is there time for one more cut this afternoon?" Seated Barber: "No." There is a long, deafening silence. Neither man moves. They just continue to ...
May 29, 2026 from Peter's Path Eurobloat #0192 • April 2026 April was the month Brussels announced it would cut its own red tape, which sounds splendid until you read the small print and find that the real project is to pull yet more power up from the membe...
May 29, 2026 from Thejesh GN Weekly Notes 22/2026 This Saturday, we drove to Palakkad to meet Pradeep and Dhanya. It was a short morning walk and breakfast meet. We met at the fort, walked around, and chit-chatted while having breakfast at Indrapr...
May 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com You Win Some, You Lose Everything Read You Win Some, You Lose Everything Manager: "That's Old Man Scratchy. He'll be back in half an hour." Me: "For what?" Manager: "To get more scratchcards." Read You Win Some, You Lose Everything
May 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Mission Impoppable Read Mission Impoppable Me: "All right, is that everything?" The dad sighs heavily, reaches up, and pulls down the hood of his hoodie. There’s a rubber plunger cup firmly attached to the top of his...
May 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Walla Walla Of Shame Read The Walla Walla Of Shame So, this guy pushing past people to get ahead is likely just being a jerk. He pushes past three older ladies: Passenger #1: "Smart. You’ll reach the exit a full twelve...
May 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Few Issues Need Highlighting Here Read A Few Issues Need Highlighting Here I'm a hairdresser. A woman sits down in my chair and puts a photo on her phone in front of me. Customer: "I want this." Me: "Beautiful, that's totally doabl...
May 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read So it’s snowing today and I decide to go for a quick walk around my neighborhood. While I’m out,I see a dog (I think its a shih tzu but I’m not a dog expert) with no humans around, just wander...
