Mar 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Different Kind Of Trolley Problem Read A Different Kind Of Trolley Problem Little Girl: "Can you take the baby back?" Cashier: *Holding back a laugh.* "Do you still have the receipt?" The little girl shook her head sadly. Read A Di...
Mar 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read At the time my son is about a year old and at the age where he’s crawling and getting into everything. We’ve babyproofed the best we can and moved anything valuable out of reach. I’m shopping ...
Mar 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com That Counts As The Toxicology Report Read That Counts As The Toxicology Report I'm walking into a ward to help treat an unruly ER patient who has sustained an injury. One of the paramedics is giving me the rundown. Paramedic: "He's be...
Mar 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My mother and I are talking with my sister and my three year old niece. We are asking g her questions about her name and other names Mom: what’s your name? Niece: (first name) (middle name) Mo...
Mar 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Adult Supervision Is No Kidding Read Adult Supervision Is No Kidding Me: "Ma'am, you need to pay attention to your kids." Woman: *Snaps back.* "His sister was watching him!" I try to go back to the store, and she comes in and con...
Mar 30, 2026 from The Jaxson The rise and fall of Talleyrand's C.I. Capps Foundry Long before advanced manufacturing defined Jacksonville’s economy, one company helped lay its foundation, one casting at a time. The C.I. Capps Company grew from a small foundry into a cornerstone ...
Mar 30, 2026 from R74n Newsletter What's new around R74n? ProtoCog, Census, and More! Train your own pseudo-baby to speak; Make your voice heard; Try our minigames.
Mar 30, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Jazz School No-No Divine Liturgy was pretty good yesterday, thanks for asking. Even though it's only been about 48 hours since my last entry, it feels like it's been much longer. It really has gotten to a point wher...
Mar 30, 2026 from JoeHx Blog A Poké Ball for My Son's Birthday This was the easiest cake request so far. So much easier than a Mario cake, a Rapunzel cake, an Ariel cake, a penguin cake, or an elephant.
Mar 30, 2026 from Let’s get Person-al 🌰 what is your unicorn hair But if Mandy was a fairy, why was Mother dead? “You’re not a fairy.” “Why not?” “If you were, you would have saved her.” “Oh, sweetie, I would have if I could. If she’d left the [unicorn] hair in m...
Mar 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Will Not Read The Menu Or The Room Read Will Not Read The Menu Or The Room Customer: "What's on the menu?!" Me: *Pointing to the menu in front of him.* "It's all there." Customer: "I shouldn't have to read the menu!" Read Will Not R...
Mar 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Supply, Demand, Deny Read Supply, Demand, Deny Supervisor: "If the shelf is empty, then we're out." Me: "Could you order more to keep in stock, as I buy fairly often. Weekly, actually. You're often out." Supervisor: "W...
Mar 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Menu-mental Breakdown Read A Menu-mental Breakdown Manager: "No, sir, for the eleventh time, we will not make that. It was your choice to slide away the menu I gave you so that you could try to order whatever the most r...
Mar 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Burn Notice Read Burn Notice Manager: "We all recognize the order. She calls every week. You're about to get to the payment part, and she's going to freak out." Me: "Uh… freak out?" Manager: "She'll have no ca...
Mar 29, 2026 from BEEW Plinko Download PDF There is a man named Plinko who used to work as a clown on kids' night at a Ground Round restaurant in Jackson, Michigan. He was in his late forties or early fifties. His mother died o...
Mar 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Infant-ile Entitlement Read Infant-ile Entitlement I was with a friend dropping off her kids at daycare. I was carrying her youngest, who kept calling me "Miss J," as that's what she has been taught to call me. I handed ...
Mar 29, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Lichtschachtbäume In Witten wachsen in einem Kellerfensterlichtschacht zwei kleine Bäume.
Mar 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Must Be Comforting To Know It Wasn’t You Read Must Be Comforting To Know It Wasn’t You In an effort to avoid finger strain, my mom dictates texts instead of typing. Usually, my dad and I can tell when the text has gotten garbled. Usually....
Mar 29, 2026 from Roy Tang Weeknotes 2026-03-29 Palm Sunday Today is Palm Sunday. The month is ending! The World Iran conflict is still ongoing. Trump claims they offered to make him Supreme Leader WTH. The world still has no idea where this is all going, a...
Mar 29, 2026 from Chuniversiteit Agile teams don’t use a lot of data in their retrospectives A survey of 19 development teams suggests that objective data such as project metrics are not used systematically in retrospectives.
